====== Flosscars 2003 ======

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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===== Best hero =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for Mole ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for Mr Toad ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Rhi for John ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : Andrea for Aladdin ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best heroine =====

**Nominees** :
  *Courtney for Torrie ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Julia for Lucie ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : Helen for Princess Leia ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best villain =====

**Nominees** :
  *Franco for the King ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Kit for a Weasel ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Miles for Chief Weasel ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for a Weasel ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Naomi for Badger ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Ruth for Maddie ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Emily for the Bargewoman ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for the Dame ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Albert ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])


===== Best Ad-Lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for 'caffeine high' ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Ruth for being good with handcuffs ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// , Kit and [[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for 'which do you choose, death or cake' ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for 'librarian of the month' ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex =====

**Nominees** :

**Winner** : [[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for Toad being Maddy ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Weasel being Maddy ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== Best double act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Rhi ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Lydia ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Julia ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Rhi ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : Kit ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lydia for skipping 2 scenes of the panto ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *[[member: Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for 'but what we should be discussing after everyone skipped lots of CLMM ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Keith for Crash not working ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : Rose for getting drunk on stage ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])


===== The 'Beyond the call of duty' award =====

**Nominees** :
  *Rose for drinking wine onstage ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for learning lines at last minute ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Mike for playing keyboard
  *Andrea for lying still for an hour ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Sally for being the back end of a horse ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Phil for driving lots with costumes ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
Mark and Keith for lighting ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : [[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for doing website


===== Best quote =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrea for "I've got a thingy, it's long and extendable"
  *Rose for On scouts: "At least yours never put a horse's head in your bed"
  *Kit and [[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for "Cath, do I look like a camel?" / "no, more of a meer cat"

**Winner** : Someone for "Let's all sing the necrophile song" / Needham: "Over my dead body....NO!"


===== Best last-minute oule =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lydia for Genie ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Clare for Betty ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Albert ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])


===== Best drink =====

**Nominees** :
  *OULES cocktail
  *Wine in CLMM
  *Orange juice and chocolate liquor

**Winner** : Borovnica (blueberry liquor)


===== Best category =====

**Nominees** :
  *'Best category'
  *'Best Quote'
  *'Best word for poo'

**Winner** : 'Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex'


===== Best inanimate object =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for His wig ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Cotton Candy for 13
  *Car for 15

**Winner** : The tiny tea set ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

The tiny tea set ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])


===== Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lydia for Augustus ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Rose for Ralph ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *[[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for Mustafa ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Dame ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best line-learner =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrea and Lydia for 13
  *Naomi for 15

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])


===== Best speech =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrea for toast speech ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Genie for rhymes ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Granny for cats were cats ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

**Winner** : "I'd like to tell you a story" ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best costume =====

**Nominees** :
  *Ruth for Maddy ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Andrea for Aladdin ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Rakesh for Genie ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Naomi for Badger ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for Dame ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best impersonation of an animal =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for Toad ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Naomi for Badger ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Ruth for the horse ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *Sally for the horse ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for Mole ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== Best corpsing =====

**Nominees** :
  *Whole of Charming Little Murder Mystery for all of "librarian of the month" ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *Kit for "really?" ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])
  *[[member: noga zivan]] //(Wadham)// for mother joke ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])

**Winner** : [[member: noga zivan]] //(Wadham)// for all of the play ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best song =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lydia //(Maybe)// for Army song ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

**Winner** : Lydia and Mike for The senseless immoral song ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
Lydia for A whole new vole ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

===== Best vomiting =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lydia for after Wind in the Willows/Charming Little Murder Mystery cast party
  *[[member: Harry Ullman]] //(Wadham)// for the sofa at Aladdin cast party

**Winner** : Rose for straight after Charming Little Murder Mystery


===== AA for most alcoholic award =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrea
  *Rose
  *[[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)// for apparently has been overheard ordering £300 worth of alcohol

**Winner** : Lydia


===== Best word for poo =====

**Nominees** :
  *Govno (Russian)
  *shissdrack (Swiss-German)
  *poop (American)

**Winner** : velka halda hovien (Slovak)


===== Best dodgy accent/thpeech impediment =====

**Nominees** :
  *Lucy for the Frenchman ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *[[member: Dom Mattos]] //(STB)// for the Dame ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

**Winner** : Ruth for Maddie ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== Best audience =====

**Nominees** :
  *Old people's home ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])

**Winner** : Audience that applauded "no pun intended" ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])


===== Best caricature of oneself =====

**Nominees** :
  *Rose for Ralph ([[shows:murder_mystery|A Charming Little Murder Mystery]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for the Randy Queen ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Rakesh for the genie ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])
  *Ruth for Private Function ([[shows:aladdin|Aladdin]])

**Winner** : Miles for head weasel ([[shows:wind_in_the_willows|The Wind in the Willows]])


===== In addition, Elizabeth instituted the Lovely Committee Member awards, which went to =====

**Nominees** :

**Winner** : [[member: C Howdle]] //(Wadham)//

Andrea Watts

Julia Short