====== Perry Hartland-asbury ======

**User Level** : Ex-ÜberOULE
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**Colleges** :
  * Mansfield from 2007
  * Ex-Mansfield from 2011

==== Family Tree ====

**Parents**
  *[[member:Dan Artus]]
  *Clare Tubervil

**Children**
  *Jessica Asbury
  *Richard Batty
  *Alice Fletcher
  *[[member:Charlotte Hindley]]
  *Alexis Lygounenos
  *[[member:Adam Robinson]]
  *[[member:Emma Slattery]]
  *[[member:Hannah Snell]]
  *[[member:Anna Spearing-Ewyn]]
==== Shows ====

|**Term**|**Show**|**Part/Role**|
|Hilary 2008|[[shows:rome|A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Rome]]|Priam|
|Michaelmas 2008|[[shows:beauty_and_the_beast|Beauty and the Beast]]|Mr Flay-Starling \\ Directors and Cat Herders|
|Hilary 2009|[[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood: Merrymen-T, Maidens and Madness]]|Script and Music|	
|Hilary 2009|[[shows:indiana_jones|Indiana Jones and the Pantomime Horse]]|Emphysema|	
|Trinity 2009|[[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]]|Old Crone \\ Director|
|Michaelmas 2009|[[shows:snow_white|Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]]|The Editor \\ Songs \\ Musical Director \\ Piano|
|Hilary 2010|[[shows:villainy|Villainy!]]|Professor Kurt Pestilence|
|Trinity 2010|[[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]|Parker|
|Trinity 2010|[[shows:nowheresville|The Last Cow in Nowheresville]]|Songs by|
|Michaelmas 2010|[[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]|Big Chief \\ Written by \\ Assistant Director \\ Songs By \\ Musical Director / At the Piano \\ Producers|
|Hilary 2011|[[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]|Joker \\ Musical Contributions|
|Trinity 2011|[[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]|Tybalt \\ Musical Director|
|Michaelmas 2011|[[shows:snow_queen|The Snow Queen]]|Bae|
|Michaelmas 2013|[[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]|The Doctor \\ All songs arranged by|
|Hilary 2014|[[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]|Script \\ Musical Directors|
|Trinity 2014|[[shows:why_jeeves|Why, Jeeves]]|Bertie Wooster|
|Hilary 2015|[[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]|Musical Director|
|Trinity 2015|[[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]|Director \\ Producer|
|Michaelmas 2016|[[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]|Jafar|
|Hilary 2017|[[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]|Hades \\ Musical Director|
|Trinity 2017|[[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]|Andy|
|Michaelmas 2017|[[shows:santa|Let’s Kill Santa]]|Narrator \\ Musical Director|
|Trinity 2018|[[shows:scones|Scones in the Morning]]|Sergeant Flower|
|Michaelmas 2018|[[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]|Prince Stephane \\ Writer \\ Musical Director|
|Hilary 2021|[[shows:george_o|Waiting for George-O]]|Narrator|
==== Songs ====

[[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]
  * Our Little Story
  * Happily Ever After After All

[[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]
  *At The Theatre
  *Final Song

[[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]
  *The Evil Inside
  *Lots of Leather and Ass-less Chaps

[[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]
  * Will You Marry Me? 
  * Underworld

[[[shows:santa|Let’s Kill Santa]]
  *Santa Claus is Goin Down
  *Police Brutality
  *The Barricade
  *Finale

[[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]]
  *Trust in the Barista

[[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]
  * “Once Upon A Time”
  * “The Genie Song”
  * “Skies of Love”
  * “I’m the Villain”
  * “My Strongest Suit”
  * “Finale”

[[shows:horrors| The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors ]]
  * Ghost Grabber's Theme Song
  * Ghosts Need Therapy
  * The Mallory Way
  * Angst Off
  * Spooked But Strong
  * Exorcism Song
  * The Final Song
==== Flosscar Wins ====

|2008|•Best portrayal as a member of the opposite sex for Widow Twankey|
|2010|•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for performing while wearing only half a dress and scaring the old ladies (The as yet unnamed sketch show)|
|2011|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for The Joker ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Special Effect for Tumbleweed ([[shows:nowheresville|The Last Cow in Nowheresville]])|
|2012|•Best Costume for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]])|
|2013|•Best Directing Team ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]])|
|2014|•Best Writer ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]])|
|2015|•Best Hero for Bertie Wooster ([[shows:why_jeeves|Why, Jeeves]]) \\ •Best Double Act/Couple for Jeeves and Wooster ([[shows:why_jeeves|Why, Jeeves]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Bertie Wooster ([[shows:why_jeeves|Why, Jeeves]])|
|2016|•Best Worst Prop for the Tiny Ladder ([[shows:fota|Fairest of them All]])|
|2018|•Best Song for “The Barricade” ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) \\ •Best Ad-Lib for the “Look over here” song ([[shows:santa|Let's Kill Santa]]) \\ •The Purple Perry Persistent Participation Prize for Lifetime Achievement|
|2021|•Best Quote from a Script for 	"His father had made his money smuggling goods into Turkey, later changing to Whales, as they were much bigger animals." 	//([[shows:george_o|Waiting for George-O]])//|

==== Flosscar Nominations ====

|2008|•Beyond the Call of Duty for Dying on stage but continuing to be King Priam without so much as a single pause. \\ •'Ooh, you lovey!' (Person with actual acting talent in a minor part) for Priam|
|2010|•Best Director ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]]) \\ •Best Costume for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair) ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]]) \\ •Best Special Effect for his death ray sound effect ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]]) \\ •Best Worse Line-learner for Professor Kurt Pestilence ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]]) \\ •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for the "medieval milkmaids" line ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])|
|2011|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Professor Plum ([[shows:poirot|Poirot: A Musical]]) \\ •The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Joker and Harley ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Directing Team ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Writer ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for Locked up Inside Arkham 'til I Die ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for It's good to be evil ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Song for I want to be in Neverland ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Prop for the love song fairy lights in Peter Pan ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best Special Effect for Bats during the Bat-rap ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for The onstage destruction of the plot-crunch-o-matic... ([[shows:nowheresville|The Last Cow in Nowheresville]]) \\ •Best Quote (during a show) for "So, I've been thinking. Carrier Kittens." ([[shows:peter_pan|Peter Pan The Pantomime]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for The Joker ([[shows:batman|Batman: The Pantomime]]) \\ •The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for writing a whole show in a few days|
|2012|•The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Directing Team ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]) \\ •Best Song for So Much Fun to be a Shakespeare Zombie ([[shows:tragedy|Tragedy: A Comedy]]) \\ •Best Song for Diplomatic Intercourse ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Ad Lib for the boards that were held up during the Don's song ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Ad Lib for "No, not the face! NOT THE PENIS!" ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •Best Ad Lib for "You mean WINcest!" ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]]) \\ •The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act for Admiral Lord Flashknob ([[shows:piracy|Piracy!]])|
|2013|•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Pax/Hamases ([[shows:gentlemanly_people|Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things]]) \\ •The "M-Tropolis and M-Town" award for Best Double Act/Couple for Mr and Mrs Beaver ([[shows:narnia|Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)]]) \\ •Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex for Mrs Beaver ([[shows:narnia|Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)]]) \\ •Best Song for My Guinevere ([[shows:arthur|Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail)]]) \\ •Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for punching Beca in the face ([[shows:narnia|Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!)]])|
|2014|•Best Double Act/Couple for The Doctor and Topaz ([[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]) \\ •Best Song for Lust Thing ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]]) \\ •Best Song for Happy Ever After After All ([[shows:hea|Happily Ever After]]) \\ •Best Song for Number One Criminal Agency ([[shows:bond|007: The Musical]])|
|2015|•Best Song for Final Song (i.e. Jerusalem) ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Song for At the Theatre ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]]) \\ •Best Ad Lib for Confusing Luke with showtunes ([[shows:intrepid|Intrepid!]])|
|2016|•Best Directing Team ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Song for The Marrying Kind ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]]) \\ •Best Costume for the outlaw hats ([[shows:robin_hood|Robin Hood]])|
|2017|•Best Villain for Hades ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •Best Villain for Jafar ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Couple for Hades and Persephone ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •Best Song for Underworld ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •Best Song for The Suitors' Song ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •Best Song for The Evil Inside ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Song for Lots of Leather and Assless Chaps ([[shows:esc|Evil Stepmothers’ Club]]) \\ •Best Audience Participation / Heckle for 'You haven't got a pianist!' 'Darling, if there's one thing I've got...' ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]]) \\ •The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to Act for Hades ([[shows:greek|It’s All Greek To Me]])|
|2018|•Best Group/ Double Act for Mandy and Andy ([[shows:plaice|A Plaice in the Sun]]) \\ •Best Song for “Trust in the Barista” ([[shows:splash|The Sensational Story of the Splash]])|
|2019|•Best Script for [[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]] \\ •Best Song for the Genie Song ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Song for Skies of Love ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for “I do love the scent of JASMINE in the air” ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for “Filthy Pizza Child” ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]]) \\ •Best Quote from a Script for “Where might I find this Genie of the Lamp?” “In a Lamp” ([[shows:aladdin3|Aladdin]])|
|2020|•Best Song for Exorcism Song ([[shows:horrors|The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors]]) \\ •Best Song for Ghosts Need Therapy ([[shows:horrors|The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors]])|