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Duncan Coutts

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Shows

TermShowPart/Role
Hilary 2000Charley’s AuntMr. Spettigue
Michaelmas 2000Dick TurpentineDame Lampwick
Hilary 2001An Ideal HusbandProducer
Trinity 2001Arsenic and Old LaceMortimer Brewster
Underlying gratitute and adoration
Michaelmas 2001Sleeping BeautyCook
Produced by
Hilary 2002The Canterville GhostMr. Otis
Trinity 2002The Three MusketeersCardinalists
Prostitute
Michaelmas 2002AladdinLord Buckingham
Hilary 2003Wind in the WillowsMr Julian
Props
Thanks for feeding us
Trinity 2003Robin Hood and the Legumes of DoomMarian
Hilary 2004DraculaQuincey C Morris
Trinity 2004The Canterbury TalesNun's Priest / Loathly Lady
Michaelmas 2005Dick WhittingtonTerence Rat
Michaelmas 2006CinderellaEmphysema
Michaelmas 2008Beauty and the BeastMr Farrowhook
Hilary 2009Indiana Jones and the Pantomime HorseMustafa
Trinity 2009Lasagne! The Musical!Sven
Michaelmas 2009Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure HuntersSleepy
Hilary 2010Villainy!Brother Candlestick
Trinity 2010The Last Cow in NowheresvilleHandjive Harry

Flosscar Wins

2000•Best Bad Guy: for Stephen Spettigue (Charley’s Aunt)
2001•Best Impersonation of a person on the opposite sex: for Dame Lampwick (Dick Turpentine)
•Best costume: for Dame Lampwick's dress (Dick Turpentine)
2002•Best drunk: for climbing in windows and clothes-swapping
2003 •Best villain for a Weasel (Wind in the Willows)
•Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex for Weasel being Maddy (Wind in the Willows)
•Best double act (Wind in the Willows)
2004•Best Costume: for all the dame outfits (Cinderella)
2005•Best duo/trio for the Scarlet League (The Scarlet Pimpernel)
•Best dodgy accent (non French non Tom): for upper class twit accents (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Flosscar Nominations

2001•Best good egg
2002•Best hero for Mortimer (Arsenic and Old Lace)
•Best on-stage fuck-up: for “Bastard!” at the lovely school (Sleeping Beauty)
•Best on-stage fuck-up: for “What's my line?” (Sleeping Beauty)
•Best on-stage fuck-up: for failing to come on stage (The Canterville Ghost)
•The “Beyond the call of duty” award, for going beyond the call of duty : for making the window seat (Arsenic and Old Lace)
•The “cliff edge” award for the person most likely to lower the tone of conversation: (We husted for this on the night.)
2003•Best Ad-Lib for 'which do you choose, death or cake' (Wind in the Willows)
2004•Best Heroine: for Maid Marion (Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom)
•Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex for Geraldine (Cinderella)
•Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex for Maid Marion (Robin Hood and the Legumes of Doom)
2005•Best villain for the Giant (Jack and the Beanstalk)
•Best ad-lib for preponderance of cabbage (The Scarlet Pimpernel)
•Best duo/trio for the Giant (Jack and the Beanstalk)
•Best quote for “Oo do I get the bestiality then?”
•Best dodgy accent (non French non Tom) for old woman (The Canterbury Tales)
•Best cross-dresser for the withered old woman (The Canterbury Tales)
2007•Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake for Emphysema making a dramatic gesture and then forgetting what he was about to say.
•Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex: for Ugly Sisters
2010•Best Hero for The Dwarves (Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters)
•The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment for Dwarf Rap (Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters)