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Perry Hartland-asbury

User Level : Ex-ÜberOULE
Colleges :

  • Mansfield from 2007
  • Ex-Mansfield from 2011

Family Tree




Hilary 2008A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to RomePriam
Michaelmas 2008Beauty and the BeastMr Flay-Starling
Directors and Cat Herders
Hilary 2009Robin Hood: Merrymen-T, Maidens and MadnessScript and Music
Hilary 2009Indiana Jones and the Pantomime HorseEmphysema
Trinity 2009Lasagne! The Musical!Old Crone
Michaelmas 2009Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure HuntersThe Editor
Musical Director
Hilary 2010Villainy!Professor Kurt Pestilence
Trinity 2010Poirot: A MusicalParker
Trinity 2010The Last Cow in NowheresvilleSongs by
Michaelmas 2010Peter Pan The PantomimeBig Chief
Written by
Assistant Director
Songs By
Musical Director / At the Piano
Hilary 2011Batman: The PantomimeJoker
Musical Contributions
Trinity 2011Tragedy: A ComedyTybalt
Musical Director
Michaelmas 2011The Snow QueenBae
Michaelmas 2013Happily Ever AfterThe Doctor
All songs arranged by
Hilary 2014007: The MusicalScript
Musical Directors
Trinity 2014Why, JeevesBertie Wooster
Hilary 2015Intrepid!Musical Director
Trinity 2015Robin HoodDirector
Michaelmas 2016Evil Stepmothers’ ClubJafar
Hilary 2017It’s All Greek To MeHades
Musical Director
Trinity 2017A Plaice in the SunAndy
Michaelmas 2017Let’s Kill SantaNarrator
Musical Director
Trinity 2018Scones in the MorningSergeant Flower
Michaelmas 2018AladdinPrince Stephane
Musical Director


Happily Ever After

  • Our Little Story
  • Happily Ever After After All


  • At The Theatre
  • Final Song

Evil Stepmothers’ Club

  • The Evil Inside
  • Lots of Leather and Ass-less Chaps

It’s All Greek To Me

  • Will You Marry Me?
  • Underworld

Let’s Kill Santa

  • Santa Claus is Goin Down
  • Police Brutality
  • The Barricade
  • Finale

The Sensational Story of the Splash

  • Trust in the Barista


  • “Once Upon A Time”
  • “The Genie Song”
  • “Skies of Love”
  • “I’m the Villain”
  • “My Strongest Suit”
  • “Finale”

The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors

  • Ghost Grabber's Theme Song
  • Ghosts Need Therapy
  • The Mallory Way
  • Angst Off
  • Spooked But Strong
  • Exorcism Song
  • The Final Song

Flosscar Wins

2008•Best portrayal as a member of the opposite sex for Widow Twankey
2010•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for performing while wearing only half a dress and scaring the old ladies (The as yet unnamed sketch show)
2011•Best Bad Guy/Villain for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime)
•Best Special Effect for Tumbleweed (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
2012•Best Costume for Admiral Lord Flashknob's glittery suit (Piracy!)
2013•Best Directing Team (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
2014•Best Writer (007: The Musical)
2015•Best Hero for Bertie Wooster (Why, Jeeves)
•Best Double Act/Couple for Jeeves and Wooster (Why, Jeeves)
•The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for Bertie Wooster (Why, Jeeves)
2016•Best Worst Prop for the Tiny Ladder (Fairest of them All)
2018•Best Song for “The Barricade” (Let's Kill Santa)
•Best Ad-Lib for the “Look over here” song (Let's Kill Santa)
•The Purple Perry Persistent Participation Prize for Lifetime Achievement

Flosscar Nominations

2008•Beyond the Call of Duty for Dying on stage but continuing to be King Priam without so much as a single pause.
•'Ooh, you lovey!' (Person with actual acting talent in a minor part) for Priam
2010•Best Director (Lasagne! The Musical!)
•Best Costume for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair) (Villainy!)
•Best Special Effect for his death ray sound effect (Villainy!)
•Best Worse Line-learner for Professor Kurt Pestilence (Villainy!)
•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for the “medieval milkmaids” line (Villainy!)
2011•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Professor Plum (Poirot: A Musical)
•The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Joker and Harley (Batman: The Pantomime)
•Best Directing Team (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Writer (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Song for Locked up Inside Arkham 'til I Die (Batman: The Pantomime)
•Best Song for It's good to be evil (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Song for I want to be in Neverland (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Prop for the love song fairy lights in Peter Pan (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•Best Special Effect for Bats during the Bat-rap (Batman: The Pantomime)
•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for The onstage destruction of the plot-crunch-o-matic… (The Last Cow in Nowheresville)
•Best Quote (during a show) for “So, I've been thinking. Carrier Kittens.” (Peter Pan The Pantomime)
•The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for The Joker (Batman: The Pantomime)
•The “Beyond the Call of Duty” Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty for writing a whole show in a few days
2012•The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Pirate Queen and Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!)
•Best Directing Team (Tragedy: A Comedy)
•Best Song for So Much Fun to be a Shakespeare Zombie (Tragedy: A Comedy)
•Best Song for Diplomatic Intercourse (Piracy!)
•Best Ad Lib for the boards that were held up during the Don's song (Piracy!)
•Best Ad Lib for “No, not the face! NOT THE PENIS!” (Piracy!)
•Best Ad Lib for “You mean WINcest!” (Piracy!)
•The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act for Admiral Lord Flashknob (Piracy!)
2013•Best Bad Guy/Villain for Pax/Hamases (Gentlemanly People Doing Gentlemanly Things)
•The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/Couple for Mr and Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
•Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex for Mrs Beaver (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
•Best Song for My Guinevere (Arthur! (or Fifty Shades of Grail))
•Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance for punching Beca in the face (Narnia! (or Lions! Witches! Furniture!))
2014•Best Double Act/Couple for The Doctor and Topaz (Happily Ever After)
•Best Song for Lust Thing (007: The Musical)
•Best Song for Happy Ever After After All (Happily Ever After)
•Best Song for Number One Criminal Agency (007: The Musical)
2015•Best Song for Final Song (i.e. Jerusalem) (Intrepid!)
•Best Song for At the Theatre (Intrepid!)
•Best Ad Lib for Confusing Luke with showtunes (Intrepid!)
2016•Best Directing Team (Robin Hood)
•Best Song for The Marrying Kind (Robin Hood)
•Best Costume for the outlaw hats (Robin Hood)
2017•Best Villain for Hades (It’s All Greek To Me)
•Best Villain for Jafar (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Couple for Hades and Persephone (It’s All Greek To Me)
•Best Song for Underworld (It’s All Greek To Me)
•Best Song for The Suitors' Song (It’s All Greek To Me)
•Best Song for The Evil Inside (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Song for Lots of Leather and Assless Chaps (Evil Stepmothers’ Club)
•Best Audience Participation / Heckle for 'You haven't got a pianist!' 'Darling, if there's one thing I've got…' (It’s All Greek To Me)
•The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to Act for Hades (It’s All Greek To Me)
2018•Best Group/ Double Act for Mandy and Andy (A Plaice in the Sun)
•Best Song for “Trust in the Barista” (The Sensational Story of the Splash)
2019•Best Script for Aladdin
•Best Song for the Genie Song (Aladdin)
•Best Song for Skies of Love (Aladdin)
•Best Quote from a Script for “I do love the scent of JASMINE in the air” (Aladdin)
•Best Quote from a Script for “Filthy Pizza Child” (Aladdin)
•Best Quote from a Script for “Where might I find this Genie of the Lamp?” “In a Lamp” (Aladdin)
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