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The Wind in the Willows (Hilary, 2003)

Mugging, stripping, gangsters and Grand Theft Auto... All in a day's work for Toad, Moley and the rest of the riverbank residents.


The Cast
Toad-Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham)
"Villages - Wheeeee. Towns - Zooooom. Cities, countries, continents, Neeeeee-oooowwww! Poop-poop!"
Ratty-noga zivan (Wadham)
"There is nothing, simply nothing, half so worth doing as simply messing about on the river!"
Moley-C Howdle (Wadham)
"An English mole's hole is his castle!"
Badger-Naomi Owen
"The old stripe-dog"
Chief Weasel-Miles Gould
"Now take us. We're the best of enemies."
Mr Sebastian-Christopher Nairne
"I wouldn't trust this lot to see me across the road."
Mr Julian-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
"Quite right. I'd push you under a tram, Mr Sebastian."
Augustus-Lydia Menzies
"I thought you only loved me for my car."
Madeline Basset-Ruth Weyman
"And wed ith thuch a pwetty colour!"
Judge-Sally Close
"You really are a most naughty creature!"
Policeman-Keith Crothers
"He called me. A brainless dimwit."
Engine Driver-Jen Hiu
"I don't hold with motorcars."
Waitress-Jen Hiu
"There's coldtonguecoldhamcoldbeefpickledgherkinspottedmeat."
Sexy Bunny-Jen Hiu
"Hello Ratty."
Bargewoman-Emily Burton
"Come here, you h'abominable h'amphibian!"
Horse-Sally Close
Ruth Weyman
The Production Team
Director-Miles Gould
Assistant director-Ruth Weyman
Techie stuff-Keith Crothers
Props-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
Sally Close
Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham)
Keith Crothers
C Howdle (Wadham)
Miles Gould
Special Thanks
for Props-Lily Steadman
Daniel Lloyd
Tom Eastcott
for feeding us-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
And-Andrea Watts
Emily Burton
Rhi Mogridge
Script by-James Needham
Ben Parker
adapted from the book by-Kenneth Grahame

Script and Programme

    Flosscars Wins

    Best villainDuncan Coutts (Worcester) for a Weasel
    Best Ad-LibDom Mattos (STB) for 'librarian of the month'
    Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sexElizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Toad being Maddy
    Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for Weasel being Maddy
    Best double actKit
    Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
    Best impersonation of an animalC Howdle (Wadham) for Mole
    Best dodgy accent/thpeech impedimentRuth for Maddie
    Best caricature of oneselfMiles for head weasel

    Flosscars Nominations

    Best heroC Howdle (Wadham) for Mole
    Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Mr Toad
    Best villainKit for a Weasel
    Miles for Chief Weasel
    The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to actNaomi for Badger
    Ruth for Maddie
    Emily for the Bargewoman
    Best Ad-LibRuth for being good with handcuffs
    Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Kit and C Howdle (Wadham) for 'which do you choose, death or cake'
    Best on-stage fuck-up/mistakeKeith for Crash not working
    The 'Beyond the call of duty' awardSally for being the back end of a horse
    Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sexLydia for Augustus
    Best costumeRuth for Maddy
    Naomi for Badger
    Best impersonation of an animalElizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Toad
    Naomi for Badger
    Ruth for the horse
    Sally for the horse
    Best corpsingKit for "really?"
    noga zivan (Wadham) for mother joke
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