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Dracula (Hilary, 2004)


The Cast
Dracula-Matthew Robinson (Wadham)
"Most attractive package"
Jonathan Harker-Dom Mattos (STB)
Sexy Vamps-Helen Shield
Katherine Oliver
Maddi Leary
"Go on kiss him"
Lucy Westonra-Ruth Weyman
"Ball Bouncingly Beautiful"
Mina Harker-Charli Massey
"There's more to a relationship than carnal pleasure"
Jack Seward-Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol)
"Wetter than a fish's wet bits"
Arthur Holmewood-Sally Close
"I do a rather good line in rough shag"
Quincey C Morris-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
"There's nothing like a good rogering"
Butler-Christopher Nairne
"Talent oozes from every pore"
Maid-Mark Jenkins
"Knees apart she's the greatest"
Sister Sledge-Laura Horgan
"I've go all my sisters with me"
Sister Act-Katherine Oliver
"Tell him to drop his trousers"
Sister Maria-Maddi Leary
"But I need a wimple..."
Sister Agatha-Ariel Gaines
"Were we supposed to bring presents?"
Ship's Captain-Mark Jenkins
"No-one tosses themselves off on my ship"
Olgaron-Paul Miyagawa
"There's something going on on this ship cap'n"
Navy-Maddi Leary
Katherine Oliver
Helen Shield
Laura Horgan
Natalie Wells
Ariel Gaines
Andrea Watts
O'Connell-Harry Ullman (Wadham)
"Mad as a button"
Renfield-Louise Sherlock (St John's)
"Strange and off-puting"
Goths-Helen Shield
Paul Miyagawa
Monty-As Himself
Van Helsing-Tom Reynolds
Priest-Mark Jenkins
"Hallowed is not a name"
Mary-Nicole Gera
Helen Shield
The Crew:
Director-Andrea Watts
"Looks like the Virgin Mary"
The Amazing Musicians:-Simon Meredith
Will Bartlett
Russell Whitehead
Lighting-Gavin Illsley
All Animals-Sally Close
"I could make you one of those"
Playwright-Andrea Watts

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Hero:Dom Mattos (STB) for Jonathon
The "oooh, you luvvie!" award for actually being able to act:Louise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield
The "Beyond the call of Duty" Award:Sally for making Monty and Gerald
Best Prop:The Gravestones
Best Pantomime Animal:Monty
Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex:Sally for Arthur
Best Line-learner:Tom
Best Corpse:Matthew Robinson (Wadham) for Dracula (and specifically for wonderful urgling in Bohemian Rapsody)
Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth Impedimenth:Tom for Van Helsing

Flosscars Nominations

Best Hero:Kit for The Butler
Best Heroine:Mark for Betty the Maid
Best Villain:Matthew Robinson (Wadham) for Dracula
The "oooh, you luvvie!" award for actually being able to act:Harry Ullman (Wadham) for O'Conner
Ruth for Lucy
Best Double Act / Ensemble:Maddi, Katherine and Helen for Three Vamps
Best Ad Lib:Kit for "The Queen Mother is 111, no wait, the Queen mother is ill."
The "Beyond the call of Duty" Award:Flange for doing a shedload of stuff
Best Quote:Kit for Yes! Buffet the vampire Slayer!
Best Prop:The Buffet
Best Pantomime Animal:Gerald
Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex:Louise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield
Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for Jack
Best Costume:Ruth for all three Lucy costumes
Best Corpse:Everyone
Ruth for Lucy as an undead corpse
Best Song / Dance Routine:Chorus for In the Navy
Everyone for Bohemian Rapsody
The AA award for Drunkeness:Dom Mattos (STB) for "scriptwriting"
Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth Impedimenth:Mark for Betty's falsetto
Best Caricature of oneself:Louise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield (did you see her midge collection?!)
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