The Cast | ||
Chaucer | - | Louise Sherlock (St John's) |
"I am NOT a drama Queen." | ||
Shelly / Hen 2 | - | Katherine Oliver |
"I wish I could think of another word for slut that started with S." | ||
Vicky / Hen 1 / Absolam | - | Andrea Watts |
"I'm exceptionally talented?" | ||
Squire | - | Matthew Robinson (Wadham) |
"Call the fairy what? What have I done now?" | ||
Knight / Knight / Nicholas | - | Christopher Nairne |
"so persuasive, and quite fit" | ||
Mr Sebastian | - | Christopher Nairne |
"I wouldn't trust this lot to see me across the road." | ||
Nun's Priest / Loathly Lady | - | Duncan Coutts (Worcester) |
"unpleasant, hairy, pustulant, covered in boils, smelling of poo" | ||
Pardonner | - | Will Reynolds |
"I don't want a meaningless shotgun relationship." | ||
Fairy / Random | - | Ruth Weyman |
"..and his buns are tight" | ||
Prioress / Pertelote | - | Natalie Wells |
"No, not French, BELGIAN" | ||
Man of Law / Chanticleer | - | Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) |
"One of the most magnificent cocks you'll ever see." | ||
Merchant / Fox / King Arthur | - | Harry Ullman (Wadham) |
"mmmmm, chickens, chickens, i'm going to eat them all up" | ||
Miller / Carpenter | - | David Hawker |
"cluck cluck cluck, oooh don't you ruffle your feathers at me!" | ||
Friar / Sexy Voice | - | Helen Shield |
"I've never much gone in for the penitent sinner routine" | ||
Reeve / Random / Woman | - | Joanne Williams (Christ Church) |
"Just call him Primrose" | ||
Wife of Bath / Alisoun | - | Dom Mattos (STB) |
"there are a lot of things under this elaborate headress that you don't know about!" | ||
Queen / Hen 3 | - | Maddi Leary |
"Shut up Arthur" | ||
Crew | ||
Playwright / Director | - | Dom Mattos (STB) |
Producer | - | Ruth Weyman Harry Ullman (Wadham) |
Best caricature of oneself: | Flange for Vicky |
Best hero: | Louise Sherlock (St John's) for Chaucer |
Best heroine: | Dom Mattos (STB) for Wife of Bath/Alisoun |
The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act: | Ruth for the Fairy |
Best duo/trio | Flange and Katherine for Shelly and Vicky (and with Maddi as hens) |
Best prop/piece of scenery | The Leaves to hide behind |
Best costume: | Kit for Knight, complete with real sword, colander helmet, and tinfoil shield The Chicken Masks |
Best dodgy accent (non French non Tom): | Katherine for Essex accent Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for old woman |
Best dodgy French (non Tom) accent: | Nat Mills (St Hilda's) |
Best fuck up: | Pilgrimage song Flange for forgetting her lines when the pardoner came on in Canterbury tales and refusing to look at the clipboard because she thought it would look like she'd forgotten to learn her lines, when in fact she was meant to be looking at the clipboard... |
Best cross-dresser: | Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for the withered old woman |