[Oxford University Light Entertainment Society]

Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters (Michaelmas, 2009)


Snow White-katy malseed (hertford)
"Isn't it simply wonderful?"
Evil Queen-Hannah Snell (Balliol)
"Be your villain, baby"
Magic Mirror-Hannah Thompson (St Hilda's)
"I'll Avada Kedavavra the pants OFF you!"
Igor-Sarah Browncross (Christ Church)
"I'm so wretchedly ugly"
Prince Charming-Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
"Why I'm the prince, the handsomest chap in the land!"
Mrs Underwood-Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
"I'm all wet, and not in a good way"
The Huntsman-Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield)
"Run you through with my weapon"
The Dwarves
Roy-Catherine Offord
"Pretty sweet"
Sleepy-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
"Ooh! Ooh! I can be responsible too!"
Grumpy-Alexis Lygomenos
"The Gold Digger"
Happy-Sukrit Silas
"Mustn't ask us, not it's business"
Sneezy-Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield)
Rhymey-Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
"The Rhymster"
Lustful-Thomas Woolley (St Johns)
"Like "Hide the sausage""
The Fairytale Network
Mr Virgil Kent-Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's)
"Quiet Jimmy"
Jimmy-Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
"Coming, Mr Kent"
The Editor-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
"Celebrity diets and asylum seekers"
Oliver Twist-Tom Perkins (New)
Assistant 1-Christopher Webster
"Yes sir"
Assistant 2-Rosalyn Shih
"The Wikipedia search was fruitless"
Assistant 3-Hannah Borababy
The Witches
Ursula-Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's)
"Ritual sacrifice"
Morgan-Emma New (St Hildas)
"Well, the spell doesn't call for emo make-up either!"
Circe-Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield)
"Sinister and witchy"
The Woodland
Terry-Eilise Norris (Mansfield)
"Disgusting anecdotes"
Teresa-Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
Dimitri-Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield)
"More of a shrub really"
Jeff-Eleanor Holmes
"Crash bang wallop"
Woodland Critter 1-Kate Morris (St Hildas)
Woodland Critter 2-Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester)
The Village
Clarence-Matthew Williams (mansfield)
"Killed by magic"
Jemima-Felicity White (Merton)
"Horse code"
Edwina-Hannah Borababy
"Wait, what were we talking about again?"
Donald-Péter Connell
"Oh, umm"
Monty-Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
Tom Perkins (New)
The Crew
Directed by-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
Assisted by-Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Written by-Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
with additional material by-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
Songs-Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
...and other artists
Musical Director-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Assistant Musical Director-Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
"Haste means nothign to me"
Lighting-Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln)
"pilly the Genius"
Choreography-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
The Dwarf Band
Piano-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Guitar-Catherine Offord
Saxophone-Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
Mandolin-Jessica Law (St.Anne's)

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroineRory Morrison (Mansfield) for Jimmy
Best Double Act/CoupleRory Morrison (Mansfield) and Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Jimmy and Mr Kent
Best DirectorFabby Styles (Oriel) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Best SongRory Morrison (Mansfield) for You don't listen to your cameraman (Love Song)
Best QuoteJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "Quiet, Jimmy!"
Most Bizarre Stage DirectionMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for "Ka-Blam! [Zaps queen and she explodes]"

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroMiles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Prince Charming
Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Dwarves
Best Bad Guy/VillainHannah Snell (Balliol) for The Evil Queen Papadopoulos
Best Double Act/CoupleHannah Snell (Balliol) and Sarah Browncross (Christ Church) for Evil Queen Papadopoulos and Igor
Best WriterMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Best CostumeHannah Thompson (St Hilda's) for Magic Mirror
Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield) for Circe
Best PropThe red banana
The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to actEmma New (St Hildas) for Morgan
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Mr Kent
Best Impersonation of an AnimalSally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for Chipmunk No. 4
Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Woodland critter in the schools shows (adorable!)
Monty for Deer
Best SongJessica Law (St.Anne's) for Little Village
Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for Dwarf Rap
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Dwarf Rap
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performanceMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for dress malfunction leading to missing his cue
Best Quotekaty malseed (hertford) for "You're clearly evil, but i see no reason not to trust you"
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "The reindeer in Spain was killed mainly by the plane." and preceeding build up
Most Missed ObjectThe witches' cauldron
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