[Oxford University Light Entertainment Society]

Villainy! (Hilary, 2010)

A tale of dastardly deeds, underhand doings, nefarious science, and occasional committee meetings


Ivy-Alexis Lygoumenous
"Nobody's sidekick"
Roger, aka Captain Protector-Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
"Touch my chest"
Mindy-Sasha McKenna (St Hildas)
"He'll do anything?"
Lucas Blackford-Dan Artus (Regent's Park)
"Down, Bitch"
Eric Slaughter-Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
The Devil-Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's)
"How the me are you?"
The Vampires
Éléna-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
"Forever trying to kill you"
Valentine-Will Smith (balliol)
"Bigger than Dracula"
Gabriel-Tim Ledsam (Hertford)
"I just have to do something"
Katrina-Jessica Asbury
"It won't take a minute"
Reynard-Benjamin Nye (Hertford)
"I wub you"
The Mad Scientists
Professor Kurt Pestilence-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Dr Randy Badass-Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
"Freaking Mindbending Druggie"
Dr Theo Malevolence-Sarah Browncross (Christ Church)
"I'm an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!"
Georgia-rk hughes (hertford)
"F*ck You"
The Cult
Brother Revolver-Felicity White (Merton)
"I'm a clever man"
Brother Candlestick-Duncan Coutts (Worcester)
"Sprinkle them in fairydust"
Brother Rope-Kate Morris (St Hildas)
"Politically correct"
Brother Dagger-Rory Morrison (Mansfield)
"Post-modern naïve charm"
Brother Leadpipe-Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
"Working on a little something"
Brother Spanner-Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield)
"Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines"
Franky's Bar (and thereabouts)
Franky-Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
"Rock and Roll lifestyle"
Rowena Starflower-Jessica Law (St.Anne's)
"A Dripping Tap"
Banging Door-Alice Young (Hertford)
"I recommend great whiskey"
Most Certainly Not A Robber-Tom Perkins (New)
"Shifty Looking"
Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers-Chris Webster
"I'm a Big Man"
Physicist in Bar (Shock)-Nora Ellis
"Quantum Electro-Dynamical"
Big Steve the Mugger-Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's)
"You scream, You die"
Hairy Thompson the Thug-Catherine Offord
Victim-Selina Groh
"Please don't hurt me"
Vampire Munchables-Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield)
"Lazy Sod"
Grauniad Reporter-Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield)
"My quote is something rubbish"
Torygraph Reporter-Alice Young (Hertford)
"I Love you Captain Protector"
The Hallucination
Something with Shoes-Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester)
"Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow"
Dust bunny-Eilise Norris (Mansfield)
"This isn't the Playboy Bunny"
Geeky Guy-Péter Connell
"Meant to be"
Monty-Chris Webster
Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
Other Attached Personages
Director-Matthew Williams (mansfield)
"I'm going to need a drink. And then several more"
Director-Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield)
"It's 10:30 and I'm sober. Something went wrong"
Assistant Director-Alexis Lygoumenous
"California Bound"
Script-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
"It is a word, because I said so!"
Musical Director-Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield)
Music and Lyrics-Fabby Styles (Oriel)
Lighting Director-Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln)
"My cables bring all the boys to the yard"

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Bad Guy/VillainThe Entire Cast
Best WriterFabby Styles (Oriel)
Best CostumeMiles Coverdale (Corpus Christi), Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Eric Slaughter
Best Ad LibDan Artus (Regent's Park) for "I'll mash you up more than I have done the script over the last two nights!"
Best Impersonation of an AnimalAlice Young (Hertford) for The Hallucination Crustacean
Best Special EffectJenni Goodchild (Mansfield), Fabby Styles (Oriel) and Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Eric Slaughter make up and falling off finger
Best Worse Line-learnerDan Artus (Regent's Park) for Lucas Blackford
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentFabby Styles (Oriel), Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester), Eilise Norris (Mansfield), Péter Connell, Chris Webster, Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper), Alice Young (Hertford), Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln), Catherine Offord and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for The Hallucination Scene

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroTim Ledsam (Hertford) for Gabriel
Best HeroineAlexis Lygoumenos for Ivy Green
Best Bad Guy/VillainJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Satan
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena
Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector
Best Double Act/CoupleJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena and Satan
Best DirectorMatthew Williams (mansfield), Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) and Alexis Lygoumenos
Best CostumeMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Captain Protector (though I recommend this is noted down as WORST costume, because OH GOD MY EYES)
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair)
Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing With Shoes
Best PropTranscranial magnetic stimulation device
The Weapon of Doom
Death Ray
Frankie's Bar
Best Ad Librk hughes (hertford) for "I will bite you in nasty places"
Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for "I call this the medieval milkmaid"
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "Lucifer's Lingere!"
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "How the me are you?"
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Diet Coke
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "What?! I am really busy!"
Chris Webster for "AAAGGG... Wait! What are you doing now?"
The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious AccentWill Smith (balliol) for Valentine
Best Impersonation of an AnimalEilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny
Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing with Shoes
Best SongFabby Styles (Oriel) for The Good Guys Always Win
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Welcome to the Cult
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Evil Science Rock
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for All of them!
Best Special EffectPerry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for his death ray sound effect
Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for swirly spotlight
Best Worse Line-learnerPerry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentRich Wareham for his Irish Jig whilst under mind control
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performanceMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for messing up a song
Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for forgetting the words to the love song and just "la"-ing
Jessica Asbury, Will Smith (balliol) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for the bar scene
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for the "medieval milkmaids" line
The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyAlexis Lygoumenos
Best QuoteChris Webster for "MADAM!"
Most Bizarre Stage DirectionFabby Styles (Oriel) for "Devil appears and waltzes with Monty and other characters"
Fabby Styles (Oriel) for "his finger falls off"
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