Ivy | - | Alexis Lygoumenous |
"Nobody's sidekick" | ||
Roger, aka Captain Protector | - | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) |
"Touch my chest" | ||
Mindy | - | Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) |
"He'll do anything?" | ||
Lucas Blackford | - | Dan Artus (Regent's Park) |
"Down, Bitch" | ||
Eric Slaughter | - | Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) |
"BRAINS" | ||
The Devil | - | Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) |
"How the me are you?" | ||
The Vampires | ||
Éléna | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel) |
"Forever trying to kill you" | ||
Valentine | - | Will Smith (balliol) |
"Bigger than Dracula" | ||
Gabriel | - | Tim Ledsam (Hertford) |
"I just have to do something" | ||
Katrina | - | Jessica Asbury |
"It won't take a minute" | ||
Reynard | - | Benjamin Nye (Hertford) |
"I wub you" | ||
The Mad Scientists | ||
Professor Kurt Pestilence | - | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) |
"Ninjabottom" | ||
Dr Randy Badass | - | Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) |
"Freaking Mindbending Druggie" | ||
Dr Theo Malevolence | - | Sarah Browncross (Christ Church) |
"I'm an Oxford Graduate, Dammit!" | ||
Georgia | - | rk hughes (hertford) |
"F*ck You" | ||
The Cult | ||
Brother Revolver | - | Felicity White (Merton) |
"I'm a clever man" | ||
Brother Candlestick | - | Duncan Coutts (Worcester) |
"Sprinkle them in fairydust" | ||
Brother Rope | - | Kate Morris (St Hildas) |
"Politically correct" | ||
Brother Dagger | - | Rory Morrison (Mansfield) |
"Post-modern naïve charm" | ||
Brother Leadpipe | - | Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) |
"Working on a little something" | ||
Brother Spanner | - | Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield) |
"Surprisingly large quantity of aubergines" | ||
Franky's Bar (and thereabouts) | ||
Franky | - | Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) |
"Rock and Roll lifestyle" | ||
Rowena Starflower | - | Jessica Law (St.Anne's) |
"A Dripping Tap" | ||
Banging Door | - | Alice Young (Hertford) |
"I recommend great whiskey" | ||
Most Certainly Not A Robber | - | Tom Perkins (New) |
"Shifty Looking" | ||
Furtive Hider Behind Newspapers | - | Chris Webster |
"I'm a Big Man" | ||
Physicist in Bar (Shock) | - | Nora Ellis |
"Quantum Electro-Dynamical" | ||
Big Steve the Mugger | - | Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's) |
"You scream, You die" | ||
Hairy Thompson the Thug | - | Catherine Offord |
"DO IT" | ||
Victim | - | Selina Groh |
"Please don't hurt me" | ||
Vampire Munchables | - | Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) |
"Lazy Sod" | ||
Grauniad Reporter | - | Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) |
"My quote is something rubbish" | ||
Torygraph Reporter | - | Alice Young (Hertford) |
"I Love you Captain Protector" | ||
The Hallucination | ||
Something with Shoes | - | Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) |
"Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow" | ||
Dust bunny | - | Eilise Norris (Mansfield) |
"This isn't the Playboy Bunny" | ||
Geeky Guy | - | Péter Connell |
"Meant to be" | ||
Monty | - | Chris Webster Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper) |
"Neigh?" | ||
Other Attached Personages | ||
Director | - | Matthew Williams (mansfield) |
"I'm going to need a drink. And then several more" | ||
Director | - | Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) |
"It's 10:30 and I'm sober. Something went wrong" | ||
Assistant Director | - | Alexis Lygoumenous |
"California Bound" | ||
Script | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel) |
"It is a word, because I said so!" | ||
Musical Director | - | Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) |
"Squee!" | ||
Music and Lyrics | - | Fabby Styles (Oriel) |
"Schadenfreude" | ||
Lighting Director | - | Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) |
"My cables bring all the boys to the yard" |
Best Hero | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector |
Best Bad Guy/Villain | The Entire Cast |
Best Writer | Fabby Styles (Oriel) |
Best Costume | Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi), Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Eric Slaughter |
Best Ad Lib | Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for "I'll mash you up more than I have done the script over the last two nights!" |
Best Impersonation of an Animal | Alice Young (Hertford) for The Hallucination Crustacean |
Best Special Effect | Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield), Fabby Styles (Oriel) and Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Eric Slaughter make up and falling off finger |
Best Worse Line-learner | Dan Artus (Regent's Park) for Lucas Blackford |
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment | Fabby Styles (Oriel), Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield), Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's), Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester), Eilise Norris (Mansfield), Péter Connell, Chris Webster, Rebecca Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper), Alice Young (Hertford), Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln), Catherine Offord and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for The Hallucination Scene |
Best Hero | Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for Gabriel |
Best Heroine | Alexis Lygoumenos for Ivy Green |
Best Bad Guy/Villain | Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Satan Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for Captain Protector |
Best Double Act/Couple | Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Elena and Satan |
Best Director | Matthew Williams (mansfield), Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) and Alexis Lygoumenos |
Best Costume | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) and Jenni Goodchild (Mansfield) for Captain Protector (though I recommend this is noted down as WORST costume, because OH GOD MY EYES) Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence (with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair) Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing With Shoes |
Best Prop | Transcranial magnetic stimulation device The Weapon of Doom Death Ray Frankie's Bar |
Best Ad Lib | rk hughes (hertford) for "I will bite you in nasty places" Jonathan Lipscombe (Mansfield) for "I call this the medieval milkmaid" Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "Lucifer's Lingere!" Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "How the me are you?" Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Diet Coke Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for "What?! I am really busy!" Chris Webster for "AAAGGG... Wait! What are you doing now?" |
The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent | Will Smith (balliol) for Valentine |
Best Impersonation of an Animal | Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Dust Bunny Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for The Thing with Shoes |
Best Song | Fabby Styles (Oriel) for The Good Guys Always Win Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Welcome to the Cult Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Evil Science Rock Fabby Styles (Oriel) for All of them! |
Best Special Effect | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for his death ray sound effect Richard Owen (Ex-Lincoln) for swirly spotlight |
Best Worse Line-learner | Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Kurt Pestilence |
The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment | Rich Wareham for his Irish Jig whilst under mind control |
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance | Martin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for messing up a song Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for forgetting the words to the love song and just "la"-ing Jessica Asbury, Will Smith (balliol) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for the bar scene Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for the "medieval milkmaids" line |
The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty | Alexis Lygoumenos |
Best Quote | Chris Webster for "MADAM!" |
Most Bizarre Stage Direction | Fabby Styles (Oriel) for "Devil appears and waltzes with Monty and other characters" Fabby Styles (Oriel) for "his finger falls off" |