[Oxford University Light Entertainment Society]

Fairest of them All (Michaelmas, 2015)

Once upon a time, there was a magical forest complete with wizard, witch, and horrible monsters. Follow the story of Little Red Riding Hood as she prepares to do battle with the Big Bad Wolf (and her inner demons); follow the tale of the increasingly dubiously named Prince Charming as he attempts to find a wife; and follow the Fairy Godmother as she trains some new recruits in the art of wish-fulfilment. Featuring Snow White and the less than Seven Dwarves, Sleeping Beauty and the nationwide Health and Safety epidemic, Rapunzel and the inappropriate tower ascension methods and many more.


The Wolf Slaying Posse
Little Red Riding Hood-Elle Mawson
Little Blue Riding Hood-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"Big Bad Butthead"
Wizard-Branoc Richards (Magdalen)
The Wolf-Gang
Big Bad Wolf-Jake Griffiths (Brasenose)
"scratch my back"
Remus-Leo Tucker
"Um, boss?"
Fenrir-Benedict George
"other vicious things"
Lupus (Mon, Thurs)-Jasper Russell (Merton)
Lupus (Tues)-Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
"delicious face"
Prince Charming's Retinue
Prince Charming-Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's)
"the arse counts as well"
(The Prince's Squire)
-Iarla Manny
"how very dare you!"
The Magic Mirror-Adriana Hanson (New College)
"no results for blow right"
Princess Charming's Retinue
Princess Charming-Emily Tench
"pretty neat gal"
(The Princess's Squire)
-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"I'll fetch the ladder"
The Assorted Princesses
Snow White-Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
"nothing against polyamory"
Sleeping Beauty-Clemency Flitter (Lincoln )
"actually an insomniac"
Rapunzel-Laura Hankins (Magdalen)
"receding hairline"
Magical Creatures
The Gingerbread Man-Sebastian Fox (Mansfield)
"run, run as fast as you can"
Grumpy-Sebastian Fox (Mansfield)
"piss off you irritating snack"
Sneezy-Kiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters)
"I'm thinking BDSM dungeon"
Elf-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"Bureaucracy Ben"
The Fairy Tutorial Group
Fairy Godmother-Beth Mabbutt (LMH)
"sexy, dark and brooding"
Applepip-Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield)
"comparative ethics"
Cherryblossom-Patrick Kidger (Magdalen)
"The horror! The horror!"
Thistle-leaf-Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's)
"I REALLY like doing magic"
Citizens of the Magic Forest
Lumberjack-Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville)
"I'm a lumberjack"
Edna Ville-Wytch-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"turning it off and on again"
Jim, the Sheepboy-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"makes shepherding FUN!"
Scared Children
Hansel-Maria Mateescu (Magdalen)
"oh, dear"
Gretel-Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)
"troubled family"
Tree #1-Anna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
"Branching out"
Tree #2-Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's)
"Wood you believe it?"
Tree #3-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"Barking up the wrong tree"
Fluffles-Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated))
Narrator-James Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
"see, I told you"
Production Team
Director-Judith Moore (Balliol)
Assistant Director-Sebastian Fox (Mansfield)
"Now we just have to deal with the stiff"
Writer #2-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"I have had an idea"
Writer #1-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"Oh no, not again"
Stage Manager-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"Oh blimey, that's complicated"
Producer-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"hashtag eff-oh-tee-ay"
Technical Director-Morgan Wilkinson (Hertford)
"Evil wash"
Technical Advisor-James Marsden (Corpus)
"Just ask"
All music arranged and played by-Cameron Alsop (St Catherine's)
"I know what key I'm playing in"
The Big Bad Wolf Song-Tom Lear (Magdalen)
Cameron Alsop (St Catherine's)
"This was Ben's idea"
I'm Red Riding Hood, Bitch-Judith Moore (Balliol)
Tom Lear (Magdalen)
"You can't say balls!"
Marry Me! (The Charming Song)-Cameron Alsop (St Catherine's)
"how do you feel about 5/8?"
The Bark is as Bad as the Bite-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"you make me happy in my soul tank"
Blue in the Face-Judith Moore (Balliol)
"the right level of evil"
Maybe Kinda Like You Sorta-Markus Beeken (brasenose)
"Emily's mysterious friend"
The Fairest of them All-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
Judith Moore (Balliol)
"Could we-"

Script and Programme

    Flosscars Wins

    Best HeroBrigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for The Lumberjack
    Best HeroineAnna Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College) for Maid Marian
    Best VillainJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Big Bad Wolf
    Best Double Act / CoupleGeorgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) and Iarla Manny for Prince Charming and Humphrey
    Best Directing TeamJudith Moore (Balliol) and Sebastian Fox (Mansfield)
    Best Writer(s)Tom Lear (Magdalen) and Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
    Best SongJudith Moore (Balliol) for Bark is as Bad as the Bite (Big Bad Wolf Song)
    Best CostumeKiwi Apteryx-Tokoeka (Charles Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters) and Laura Hankins (Magdalen) for Rapunzel's Wig
    Best Worst PropPerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for the Tiny Ladder
    Best Best PropGeorgie Atton (Somerville) for all of the books
    Best Ad-LibClemency Flitter for 'There must be so many seasons of Firefly! / What do you mean they cancelled it?!'
    Best Quote During a ShowPrince Charming for 'Ladies, please, don't fight over me. At least, not with our clothes on
    Best Worst Line-LearnerBranoc Richards (Magdalen)

    Flosscars Nominations

    Best HeroineGeorgie Atton (Somerville) for Little Blue Riding Hood
    Best VillainJasper Russell (Merton) for Lupus
    Best Morally Ambiguous PersonBeth Mabbutt (LMH) for Fairy Godmother
    Best Double Act / CoupleElle Mawson and Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Little Red and Little Blue Riding Hoods
    Elle Mawson and Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Little Red Riding Hood and the Wizard
    Emily Tench and Laura Hankins (Magdalen) for Princess Charming and Rapunzel
    Best SongTom Lear (Magdalen) for Red Riding Hood, Bitch
    Markus Beeken (brasenose) and Judith Moore (Balliol) for Maybe Kinda Like You Sorta
    Cameron Alsop (St Catherine's) for Marry Me!
    Best CostumeAdrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for Fluffles
    Patrick Kidger (Magdalen) for Cherryblossom
    Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for Fairy Godmother
    Best Worst PropJudith Moore (Balliol) for the House of Straw(s)
    Best Best PropTristan Cresswell (Sheffield), Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's) and Patrick Kidger (Magdalen) for the Fairy Interns' Wands
    Beth Mabbutt (LMH) for the Fairy Godmother's Wand
    The Fairest of them All cast for the Towers
    Best Cock-up Backstage or During RehearsalsIarla Manny for throwing his script on the ground for dramatic effect and then realising he still needed it for his lines
    Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for losing Prince Charming's crown
    Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for 'My proposal knee is hurting'
    Georgie Atton (Somerville) for 'I set it all up with the Boy Who Lived... I mean the Boy Who Cried Wolf!'
    Best Ad-LibLaura Hankins (Magdalen) for 'I can see from the front row of the audience where they are all excited to the back row where they are all like 'well it's okay but they'd better not try to get me involved''
    Adrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) for 'I always loved you!'
    Iarla Manny for 'Is anyone here a princess? / No but maybe a Queen!'
    Sebastian Fox (Mansfield) for 'Run, run, as fast as you can -- it's a running gag!'
    Laura Hankins (Magdalen) for 'It's not nice to mock people for being short'
    Best Quote During a ShowThe Gingerbread Man for 'Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!'
    Humphrey for 'Shall I fetch your panicking trousers, sir?'
    Best Worst Line-LearnerAdrian Clayton (Hertford (Graduated))
    The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to ActJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for the Big Bad Wolf
    Iarla Manny for Humphrey
    Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh's) for Prince Charming
    The 'Beyond the Call of Duty' Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyTom Lear (Magdalen) for the advertising campaign
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