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It's All Greek To Me (Hilary, 2017)

The Oxford University Light Entertainment Society is proud to present 'It's All Greek To Me!', an epic (musical) tale of gods and heroes in a quest to stop Hades' questionably realistic evil plans to take over Olympus. Unexpected heroes, mildly terrifying villains, some really dodgy accents, and an enormous amount of wine await!


Cassandra-Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen's)
Phoebe-Lily Miles (Hertford)
The (Relatively) Good Immortal Ones
Zeus-Markus Beeken (brasenose)
"Vigorously shaking my thunderbolt"
Athena-Reva Butensky
"Radiance of divine essence"
Dionysus-Jay Jivani
"France doesn't exist!"
The Villainous Immortal Ones
Hades-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
"Besiege my dread-castle"
Persephone-Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)
"Sweetness and light"
Charon-Isabella Morris (St John's College)
The Heroic Gang
Ariadne-Elsa Kienberger
"Pissed at the patriarchy"
Penelope-Velina Robinson (Mansfield)
"Can my eyebrows go any higher?"
Helen of Troy-Emma Bates (Univ)
"You can have my autograph later"
Hercules-Jake Griffiths (Brasenose)
"Can go the distance ;)"
Theseus-Rebecca Hicks (Oriel)
"I regret nothing!"
Jason-Bianca Darolti
"I regret everything"
Perseus-Neil Suchak (LMH)
"Just kill me now"
Mindaros-James Marsden (Corpus)
Leonidas-Will Mason
"Shut up, Mindaros!"
Stellios-Jasper Russell (ex-Merton)
"Shut up, Mindaros."
Stellios (Tues)-Leo Tucker (Wadham)
"Just a bit strange"
Odysseus and Crew
Odysseus-Branoc Richards (Magdalen)
"I'll learn my lines, honest"
Timon-George Tall (St Edmund Hall)
"What a stupid name"
Pericles-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"Ludicrous hack"
Alcibiades-Tristan Cresswell (Sheffield)
"Go with the scary magic lady"
Assorted Greeks with Occasional Romans
Delphine-Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's)
"It's not drugs!"
Silenus-Tom Lear (Ex-Magdalen)
Melly-Matilda Tempest (Mansfield)
"It's not even subtext"
Melly (Tues)-Alexandra Brinkman-Young (St. Anne's)
"Shiny new chariot"
Clodia-Alexandra Brinkman-Young (St. Anne's)
"I have had enough fake news!"
Antinous-Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's)
"Playing hard to get"
Elatus-Beth Mabbutt (LMH)
"Massive sword"
Ctessipus-Irina Boeru
"Woah, pretty lady"
Production Crew
Director-Leo Tucker (Wadham)
"Don't sound aroused"
Assistant Director-James Carter (Ex-Magdalen)
"Thanks for talking"
Writer-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"How many Neoplatonism jokes can I have?"
Producers-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall)
"Authentic Greek costumes!"
Musical Director-Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
"Entirely brilliant and practical"
Stage Manager-Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen)
"Inevitable disaster"
Assistant Stage Manager-Beth Mabbutt (LMH)
"No clue what I'll be doing"
Lighting Technician-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"Ooh, sliders"
Prop and Costume Master-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
"It'll be okay, I have safety pins"
Armour Sculptors-Georgie Atton (Somerville)
George Gurney
"How many programme quotes to I get?"
Helping Hand-Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's)
"Pass the scissors"

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroineElsa Kienberger for Ariadne
Best Morally Ambiguous PersonJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Hercules
Best Double/Group ActLily Miles (Hertford) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) for The Chorus
Most Spurious AccentWill Mason, Jasper Russell (ex-Merton) and James Marsden (Corpus) for The Spartans
Best Writer(s)Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
Best SongJudith Moore (Balliol) for Labour of Love
Best Worst PropLeo Tucker (Wadham) for The 3 inch sword
Best Cock-up Backstage or During RehearsalsThe Greek Cast for The Hero Centipede
Best Ad-LibJake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Suavely catching Asha's bra
Best Audience Participation / HeckleAsha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose), Judith Moore (Balliol) and Fitzy for maybe if we give them a Flosscar they'll stop throwing underwear on the stage?
Best Quote During a Show (from a script)Leonidas for 'This guy says his grandfather was my anus'
The 'Beyond the Call of Duty' Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyGeorgie Atton (Somerville) and George Gurney for Spending hours upon hours sculpting many sets of armour

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroRebecca Hicks (Oriel) for Theseus
Jay Jivani for Dionysus
Bianca Darolti for Jason
Neil Suchak (LMH) for Perseus
Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for Odysseus
Best HeroineVelina Robinson (Mansfield) for Penelope
Sofia Gomezllata (St Anne's) for Delphine
Emma Bates (Univ) for Helen of Troy
Best VillainPerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Hades
Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Persephone
Isabella Morris (St John's College) for Charon
Best Morally Ambiguous PersonMarkus Beeken (brasenose) for Zeus
Best Double/Group ActNeil Suchak (LMH), Bianca Darolti and Rebecca Hicks (Oriel) for The Greek Heroes
Will Mason, Jasper Russell (ex-Merton) and James Marsden (Corpus) for The Spartans
Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Alexandra Brinkman-Young (St. Anne's) for Hercules and Claudia
Best CouplePerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Hades and Persephone
Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) and Velina Robinson (Mansfield) for Melly and Penelope
Most Spurious AccentTom Lear (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus
Best Directing TeamLeo Tucker (Wadham) and James Carter (Ex-Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
Best SongPerry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) for The Suitors' Song
Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Markus Beeken (brasenose) for This Hero's Day
Tom Lear (Ex-Magdalen) for Hero Be
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Underworld
Judith Moore (Balliol) for Croquet Till You Croak
Best CostumeGeorgie Atton (Somerville) and George Gurney for The Armour
Jay Jivani for Dionysus
Ana Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) for Persephone
Will Mason for Leonidas
Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Togas
Tom Lear (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus
Markus Beeken (brasenose) for Zeus's Nipples
Best Worst PropJudith Moore (Balliol) for The Chorus Masks
Best Best PropEfi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for Hercules' Autobiography
Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Greek Columns
Georgie Atton (Somerville) for Athena's Shield
Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for The Brownie
Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for The Hippogriff Head from Orlando Furioso
Best Cock-up During a PerformanceThe JDP for Not fixing their lighting rig and causing it to strobe
Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Walking on stage at the wrong time, vaguely nodding, walking off again
Best Cock-up Backstage or During RehearsalsLily Miles (Hertford) for Breaking Ben's priceless red wine
Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for 'Horse full of wooden Greeks'
Best Ad-LibElsa Kienberger for 'No! Don't go into the light!'
Best Audience Participation / HeckleThe entire audience for 'So what, I hear you ask!' 'So what!'
The entire audience for 'I'm trying to do serious theatre' 'Oh no you're not!'
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for 'You haven't got a pianist!' 'Darling, if there's one thing I've got...'
Best Quote During a Show (from a script)Theseus for 'I regret nothing!'
Silenus for 'Call me did you what just?'
Pericles for 'some ludicrous hack of a so-called comedy writer'
Charon for 'I'm basically a very, very glorified chauffeur'
Pericles for 'I was too young sir. I'm 35 now'
Roderick for 'When are you going to meet princes if I don't have any balls?'
Persephone for 'You ever tried fighting a season, bitch?'
Best Worst Line-LearnerBranoc Richards (Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
Tom Lear (Ex-Magdalen) for It's All Greek To Me
The 'Ooh you luvvie' Award for Actually Being Able to ActRebecca Hicks (Oriel) for Theseus
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) for Hades
Tom Lear (Ex-Magdalen) for Silenus
Lily Miles (Hertford) for Phoebe
The 'Beyond the Call of Duty' Award for Going Beyond the Call of DutyBranoc Richards (Magdalen) for Learning his lines before the all day rehearsal for Greek
Lady Margaret Hall for Being lovely and competent
The badger for Not distracting the cast like last year
Sebastian Fox (Mansfield) for Offering to learn an entire part when it looked like a cast member was going to be ill
Emma Bates (Univ) for Going on stage while almost dying because they were sick
Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) for Skinning his feet in Greek during the song
Will Mason for Destroying his voice during Greek
Neil, Bianca, and Becky for recording the Greek trailer barefoot in freezing temperatures
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