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007:The Musical (Hilary, 2014)

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Cast

  • James Bond (007) - Tim “Just roll down my trousers” Ledsam (Hertford)
  • Eva Likova - Asha “always around for pleasure” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose)
  • John (009) - Benjamin “LOOK! EAGLES!” Kybett (Magdalen)
  • Xenia Oddfeld - Emma “why is nobody putting on the kettle?!” New (St Hildas)
  • M - Beth “slightly larger hat” Mabbutt (LMH)
  • Q - Ben “highly specialised operations” Below (Worcester)
  • Moneypenny - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
  • Hogan - Rebecca “an abomination” Nightingale (Filthy Brooks Interloper)
  • Helena - Brigitte “flam-powered laser throwers”Stenhouse (Somerville)
  • Helga - Steph “in da hood” Crampin
  • Helga (Friday) - Holly “is there a rule for that?” Morgan (Mansfield)
  • Hatty - Jessica “what’s going on?” Law (St.Anne's)
  • #1 - Luke “do take note” Cozens (LMH)
  • #2 - Leila “additional vehicles” Al-Izzi
  • #3 - Klara “on top of things” Janiec
  • #4 - Ellie “de dum” Armstrong
  • #5 - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
  • #6 - Ben “but I don’t have any lines” Carey
  • #7 - Ed “because I have a penis” Shaw (Worcester)
  • Agent 0010 - James “you mean my penis?” Marsden (Corpus)
  • Agent 008 - Lyman “nectar of his pomegranates” Gamberton (Brasenose)
  • Agent 0013 - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
  • Agent 001101001 - Elena “either way you’ve lost” Harty (Magdalen)
  • Simon - Ed “because I have a penis” Shaw (Worcester)
  • Susan - Anna “remarkably gloopy” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
  • Sam - Leila “tied up and helpless” Al-Izzi
  • Sarah - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
  • Sarah (Friday) - Ashley “trained by evil ninjas” Cooper
  • Serena - Efi “lack of sleep” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
  • Sabrina - Morgan “what happened next?” Wilkinson (Hertford)
  • Auctioneer - Morgan “what on Earth was that?” Wilkinson (Hertford)
  • Auctioneer's Assistant - Soraya “but that’s a chair” Liu
  • Will - James “Sex on the Beach” Marsden (Corpus)
  • Tiffany Chantilly - Anna “it’s….blue” Spearing-Ewyn (St. John's College)
  • Felicia Ryder - Ivy “only so many mutations” Mestrovic
  • Felicia Ryder (Friday) - Brigitte “flame-powered laser throwers” Stenhouse (Somerville)
  • Bernard Chesterton III - Peter “magic suit” Shepherd
  • Ophelia - Efi “lack of sleep” Gauthier (St Hugh's)
  • Albert T Asparagus - Samuel “rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb” Hilton (Queen's)
  • Auction Attendee 1 - Lyman “nectar of the pomegranates” Gamberton (Brasenose)
  • Auction Attendee 2 - Alice “really quite silly” McAndrew
  • Singer - Judith “like Darth Vader but sexier” Moore (Balliol)

Production

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Hero Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for 009
Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Most Spurious Accent Emma New (St Hildas) for Oddfeld
Best Writer Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Best Song Emma New (St Hildas) for It's all about the tea
Best Ad Lib Efi Gauthier (St Hugh's) for “Remember what happened LAST time we did Science to my hair?”
Tim Ledsam (Hertford) for]] (on realising the costumes didn't fit the script) “You can see they're wearing blue radiation gloves under their normal gloves”
Best Quote (during a show) Brigitte Stenhouse (Somerville) for “… And explody bits in our explody things!”
Best Worst Line-learner Ed Shaw (Worcester) for Simon the Scientist
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to act Luke Cozens (LMH) for Number One

Flosscars Nominations

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