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Dick Turpentine (Michaelmas, 2000)

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Not only is it the only pantomime to be named after its villain, Dick Turpentine also features a full cast of goodies and baddies, including dames, fairies, imps and assorted random characters. With robberies, kidnap and blackmail, who needs a comprehensible plot? Shout at the baddies, yell they're behind you at appropriate intervals, cheer the good guys on and generally behave like a load of five year olds. Please leave your maturity and inhibitions at the entrance so that they do not block the fire exits.


  • Bob Lampwick - noga zivan (Wadham)

BOB LAMPWICK - noga zivan (Wadham) “A Lampwick by any other name would smell as much” VERA DE VERE - Danielle Cotter “I'll have you know I've got a black belt in origami” DICK TURPENTINE (AKA SIR RICHARD HOGSWASH) - Kate Broadhurst “It's a good job you're a talented criminal, sir!” WHITEWASH - Rhi Mogridge “Whitewash, you are a useless slop bucket!” ULRICH THE ULTIMATE BADDIE - Franco Woolfe “You really do have a marvellous criminal mind, sir!” FAIRY BLOBMOTHER - Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) “I keep forgetting to speak in rhyme and I get it wrong half the time.” LADY DE VERE - Catherine Harrison “The stuck up old hag from the castle, who hasn't smiled since 1921!” DAME LAMPWICK - Duncan Coutts (Worcester) “The foul mouthed washerwoman from the village?” GOBBY - Suzanne Calebrese “Ever since he swallowed that dictionary, it's been impossible to understand him.” HUMPTY DUMPTY - Dev Gangjee “Look at me - I'm an egg!” POLICEMEN - Liz Norman Michael Mansour Alice Volmera “Not much gets past you two, does it?”



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