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• Carlotta Codswallop - Bianca “Don’t tickle me, I’m dead” Darolti

• Julian - Matilda “I’m fifteen years old” Tempest (Mansfield)
• George - Leo “Markus glared at me so I hugged him” Tucker (Wadham)
• Dick - Benjamin “GREAT BIG BEN KYBETT” Kybett (Magdalen)
• Anne - Emma “and pirates” Bates (Univ) * Timmy - Timothy “Greatest actor of our generation” Blyton ==== The Crew of the Miserable Peter ==== * Captain Brownbeard - Jasper Rose “Nothing odd about that phrasing” Russell (ex-Merton) * Needles - Velina “Do you like my bubblesword?” Robinson (Mansfield) * S’You - Judith “What do you mean?” Moore (Balliol) * Francois - Efi “Smokes incessantly” Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) ==== The Tourists ==== * Francine - ET “Slow and painful death” Cresswell (Sheffield) * Mark - Matt “Listen to your mother” Robinson * Grandpa Norman - James “Back in my day” Carter (ex-Magdalen) * Jack - Valeriia “Not nearly painful enough” Gladkova (Merton) * Jane - Beth “You’re not actually six” Mabbutt (LMH Alumnus) * Mandy - Elsa “Not liable” Kienberger * Andy - Perry “Unsanctioned” Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) ==== The Old Ladies ==== * Betty - Tzveta “Now I know what Perry feels like” Pokrovska (Queen’s) * Eileen - Asha “I thought you said I’d have to act?” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) ==== The Piddlers ==== * Barry - Georgia “It has a certain elegance” Nicholson (St Hugh’s) * Mike - Adrian “Candyfloss” Clayton (Hertford (Graduated)) * Tetra - Naomi “The Lone Piddler” Heffer (St Hugh’s College) * Jetsam - George “Ragarragah” Tall (St Edmund Hall) ==== Assorted Beach Residents ==== * Gladys - Serena “Worst chip shop” Barney * Sandra - Ana “Reverse kale” Pagu (St. Edmund Hall) * Derek - Neil “You’ve probably never heard of it” Suchak (LMH) * Ian - James “That other donkey!” Marsden (ex-Corpus) * Lesley - Alex “Health and Safety violation” Brinkman-Young (St. Anne’s) * Nancy - Erin “Don’t show your bum to the audience” English (Wadham) * Brenda - Sofia “Viva la donkey revolution” Gomezllata (St Anne’s) * Gacob Jiffiths - Jake “One oar” Griffiths (Brasenose) ===== Production ===== * Direction/Production * Tom “The Directornator” Lear (ex-Magdalen) * Lily “Directimus Prime” Miles (Hertford) * Markus “Directortron” Beeken (Brasenose) * Writer - Judith “Puns hands” Moore (Balliol) * Marketing Director - Asha “Pun hands” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) * Musical Director - Judith “Aggressively blows nose” Moore (Balliol) * Lighting Technician - The Sun (not the Newspaper) * Props provided by - Mary “Dorset Georgie” Beeken and Hiba “Markus and Jake’s Mysterious Friend” Abuelgasim ===== Songs ===== * A Plaice to Call Home - Bianca “Do you want a ding-a-ling?” Darolti and Judith “Jake’s personal songwriter” Moore (Balliol) * When You're A Pirate - Judith “What power complex?” Moore (Balliol) * Oh it's a Jolly Holiday with Whiskey - Asha “Drank all the amaretto” Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Judith “Do you think they’ll notice?” Moore (Balliol) * The Mundane Five Song - Judith “I can stop anytime I want” Moore (Balliol) * The Complicated Song - Judith “I let them write the final song” Moore (Balliol) * Final Song - Tom “Did I write something?” Lear (ex-Magdalen) and Lily “I can’t think of anything” Miles (Hertford) ===== Script and Programme ===== plaice_script.pdf ===== Flosscars Wins ===== |Best Morally Ambiguous Character|Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois| |Best Group/ Double Act|Matilda Tempest (Mansfield), Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen), Leo Tucker (Wadham) and Emma Bates (Univ) for the Mundane Five| | Best Spurious Accent|Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois| | Best Directing Team|Tom Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford)| | Best Worst Prop|Tom Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Hole| | Best Best Prop|Mary Beeken for Timmy| | Best Cock-Up During a Performance|Erin English (Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Beheading| ===== Flosscars Nominations ===== |Best Heroic Character|Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswallop
  Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick| |Best Villainous Character|Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard
  Georgia Nicholson (St Hugh’s) for Barry Man-O-War| | Best Morally Ambiguous Character|George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Captain Jetsam
  Judith Moore (Balliol) for S'You| | Best Group/ Double Act|Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for Betty and Eileen
  Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield) and Elsa Kienberger for Mandy and Andy| |Best Spurious Accent|Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard
  Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick| | Best Script|Judith Moore (Balliol) for A Plaice in the Sun| | Best Marketing Campaign|Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose), Tom Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for A Plaice in the Sun| | Best Song|Judith Moore (Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “A Plaice to Call Home”
  Judith Moore (Balliol) for “When You’re a Pirate”
  Judith Moore (Balliol) for “The Complicated Song”| |Best Costume|Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard
  Erin English (Wadham) and Sofia Gomezllata for the Donkey Costumes| |Best Worst Prop| Mary Beeken for Dead Timmy
  Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Plastic Bag treasure chest
  Tom Moore (ex-Magdalen), Markus Beeken (Brasenose) and Lily Miles (Hertford) for the Explosion Rubble| |Best Best Prop|Mary Beeken for “Back to the Fuchsia”
  Judith Moore (Balliol) for the Inflatable Flamingo| |Best Cock-Up During a Performance|Asha Hartland-Asbury (Brasenose) and Tzveta Pokrovska (Queen’s) for the exploding pimms
  Erin English (Wadham) for “Nancy, he's right” “That's….great!”| |Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal|Lily Miles (Hertford) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for forgetting basically every prop
  Cast of Plaice for being unable to not laugh at “my hole”| | Best Ad-Lib|Neil Suchak (LMH) and Ana Pagu (St Edmund Hall) for the extra fish puns
  Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for “You won't get away with this, we're meddling kids!”| |Best Audience Participation/Heckle|Branoc Richards (Magdalen) for giving the cast extra alcohol| |Best Quote from a Script|Judith Moore (Balliol) and Bianca Darolti for “Some of the chips glow in the dark!”
  Judith Moore (Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for “I had no depth of vision! I thought they were bigger rocks further away!”
  Judith Moore (Balliol) and Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for “My hole”| |The Branoc Richards Award for Best Worst Line Learner|Benjamin Kybett (Magdalen) for Dick| | The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to Act|Bianca Darolti for Carlotta Codswallop
  Jasper Rose Russell (ex-Merton) for Captain Brownbeard
  Judith Moore (Balliol) for S'you
  Efi Gauthier (Formerly St Hugh’s) for Francois| |The 'Beyond the Call of Duty' Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty|Lily Miles (Hertford) and Markus Beeken (Brasenose) for filling in for Producer and Stage Manager
  Lily Miles (Hertford) for AD-ing during her exams|

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