====== Flosscars 2002 ======

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===== Best hero =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Mortimer ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])
  *Jhon for the Ghost ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])

**Winner** : Pete for D'Argtanion ([[shows:musketeers|The Three Musketeers]])


===== Best Heroine =====

**Nominees** :
  *Julia for Virginia ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])
  *Lid for Belle ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])
  *Nora for just being everyone's heroine

**Winner** : Kate Broadhurst for Aunt Abby ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])


===== Best Villain =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for Fairy Stovthemall ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])
  *John for the Ghost ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])

**Winner** : Anas for Chonny ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])


===== Best Double Act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Kate Broadhurst and Rhi for Aunts Abby and Martha ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// and Julia for Fairy Stovthemall and the Evil Minion ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])

**Winner** : Lydia and Andrea for the twins ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])

Lydia and Andrea for Belle and Maid Marion ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])


===== The "Ooh you lovey" award for actually being able to act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Jhon for the Ghost ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])
  *Pete for D'Argtanion ([[shows:musketeers|The Three Musketeers]])

**Winner** : Jenny for Nora


===== Best ad-lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *Kate Broadhurst for "You're not having a good day for names, are you dear?" after Rhi repeatedly said the wrong one. ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])
  *Lid for "I'm so hungry. I wish I had some pies, but there are no pies. I wonder who ate all the pies." ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])
  *[[member: noga zivan]] //(Wadham)//, [[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// and Julia for talking about tennis while Duncan wouldn't come on. ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for "You don't like girls, do you," ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : Colin for "When we first moved here my wife wasn't very ill. No, that's not right. Actually she was extremely ill, and then she died." In the most beautifully calm manner in the first scene of Arsenic and making Elizabeth corpse. ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])


===== Best on-stage fuck-up =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for failing to come on stage ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for "What's my line?" ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for "Bastard!" at the lovely school ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : Lid for cutting the last two scenes of the panto with premature poetry ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])


===== Best speech =====

**Nominees** :
  *Julia for the "not me" speech ([[shows:musketeers|The Three Musketeers]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)// for the "There's nothing I can't do" speech ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : Nicole for The hamster speech in panto ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])


===== Best Audience =====

**Nominees** :
  *The first night of The Canterville Ghost
  *The second night of Sleeping Beauty

**Winner** : The second school for Sleeping Beauty (what was its name?)


===== Worst Audience:(I don't mean to influence your choice, but they were mean little critters.) =====

**Nominees** :

**Winner** : St Peters JCR for ignoring us ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

St Peters JCR for refusing to come up on stage ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

St Peters JCR for being miserable bastards ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

St Peters JCR for accepting flashing but refusing to react ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

St Peters JCR for being more interested in football ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

St Peters JCR for not finding it funny when we gave them a tampon for being our worst audience ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

===== The "Beyond the call of duty" award, for going beyond the call of duty  =====

Nominations 
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for making the window seat ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])
  *Lid for flashing St Peters JCR in an attempt to get a reaction ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : Andrea for going on with a VERY badly sprained ankle ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])

===== The "cliff edge" award for the person most likely to lower the tone of conversation ===== 

(We husted for this on the night.)

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Wadham)//
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)//

**Winner** : Lid


===== Best quote =====

**Nominees** :
  *Rhi for "I'm not drunk, I can speak entirely legibly."
  *Lid for "Spontaneous orgasms? Don't I need a man?"
  *Own up. Who was this. for "That's so funny I nearly ate the wrong bit of pistachio."
  *Nicole for "Do we have to do the seduction scene now? I've just had a burger."
  *Big Nora for "I resent being referred to as 'Big Nora.'"

**Winner** : Kate Broadhurst for "You can't feed Mr. Spenalzo to the gimp. Why, he's a vegetarian."


===== Best last-minute OULE =====

**Nominees** :
  *Tessa for Fairy Lea ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : [[member: noga zivan]] //(Wadham)// for Fairy Lea ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])


===== Best caricature of oneself =====

**Nominees** :
  *Anas for Chonny ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])
  *Nicole for Milady ([[shows:musketeers|The Three Musketeers]])

**Winner** : Lid for Belle ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])


===== Best drink =====

**Nominees** :
  *OULES cocktail
  *The spanking cocktail that nearly make Elizabeth yak (NOT Lid's fault) (Oh yeah - Ed)
  *Gin and Tonic

**Winner** : Spanking


===== Best drunk =====

**Nominees** :
  *Jhon for The King ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])
  *Sam for being cocktailed upside-down

**Winner** : [[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for climbing in windows and clothes-swapping


===== Best category =====

**Nominees** :
  *Cliff-edge

**Winner** : Best category


===== Best dodgy accent =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrea and Lid for the twins ([[shows:canterville|The Canterville Ghost]])
  *Nicole for Jean-Pierre ([[shows:sleeping_beauty|Sleeping Beauty]])

**Winner** : Jason for Dr Einstein ([[shows:arsenic|Arsenic and Old Lace]])


===== Play most susceptible to having a porn version //(I expect explanations)// =====

**Nominees** :
  *Arsenic and Old Lace
  *The Canterville Ghost
  *The Three Musketeers

**Winner** : Sleeping Beauty