====== Flosscars 2007 ======

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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===== Best hero =====

**Nominees** :
  *Marc for Prince Charming ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *Kirsty for Dandini ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *James for Buttons ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *Jon for Sir Gerald Spore
  *Kirsty for Hassan
  *[[member:Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for The King
  *Alex C for Charley
  *Olly for Jack


===== Best heroine =====

**Nominees** :
  *Emily for Alice ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *[[member:Helen Nightingale]] //(Somerville)// for Cinderella ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *Hannah for Princess Sunbeam
  *Kathryn for Amy
  *Lotty for Kitty
  *Sian for Scheherezade


===== Best villain =====

**Nominees** :
  *Anna for Evil Stepmother ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *Emma for Queen of Hearts ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *Andrew for Malevolence
  *[[member:Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for Grand Vizier
  *Callum for Mr. Spettigue
  *Marc for The Sultan


===== The "ooh you lovey" award for actually being able to act (non-heros/heriones/villains) =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrew for Malevolence/Caterpillar
  *[[member:William Minter]] //(Wadham)// for Cheshire Cat


===== Best Ad-Lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *Phil and Chris for something about flaming sheep on bicycles
  *[[member:Dan Artus]] //(Regent's Park)// for The White Rabbit - *lights out* 'I'm not finished yet!'
  *Andrew, Caterpillar for "Now how the fuck do I get out of here..."
  *Marc for "What's the matter? Don't you have the balls to come and defend your sultan!?"


===== Worst Ad-Lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *Phil and Chris for the fish paste moment. The Warden got up and left.
  *[[member:Gemunu Cooray]] //(Exeter)// for sitting in front of Sian with purple wig, and asking whether they were her pubes.


===== Best double act =====

**Nominees** :
  *Phil and Chris for palace guards
  *Ugly Sisters
  *Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee


===== Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake =====

**Nominees** :
  *Paul for The March Hare's ears breaking
  *[[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)// for Emphysema making a dramatic gesture and then forgetting what he was about to say.
  *[[member:Kate Morris]] //(St Hildas)// for the Duchess, falling and sending talc-covered carrots everywhere.
  *[[member:beth rowell]] //(St Hilda's)// for randomly throwing a bread roll onto stage well before they had reached the pun which required a bread roll to be thrown on stage.
  *James K for announcing himself with the wrong name at the end of Charley's Aunt.


===== The 'Beyond the call of duty' award =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member:Helen Nightingale]] //(Somerville)// and Sian for all the millions of facepainting in Alice.
  *[[member:Kate Morris]] //(St Hildas)// for continuing with all the multiple falling-over injuries.
  *[[member:beth rowell]] //(St Hilda's)//, [[member:Helen Nightingale]] //(Somerville)// and [[member:Lydia Nicholas]] //(Christ Church)// for making the coach and all the other props.
  *Tom for sorting the hoodies and battling with Barclays.
  *Tom and [[member:Rory Morrison]] //(Mansfield)// for teching on short notice.
  *[[member:beth rowell]] //(St Hilda's)// and [[member:Kate Morris]] //(St Hildas)// for the Cinderella backdrop.


===== Best quote =====

**Nominees** :
  *Malevolence for "Well, fuck."
  *Malevolence for "Look at it cunn!"


===== Best last-minute oule =====

**Nominees** :
  *Alex Craven for Buttons


===== Best audience =====

**Nominees** :
  *Last night of Alice & Charley's Aunt


===== Best caricature of oneself =====
**Nominees** :
  *Andrew for Caterpillar
  *Jon for Sir Gerald Spore

===== Phil Gemmell award for nudity =====

**Nominees** :
  *Marc and Joff for for the trouser-swapping
  *Most of the girls in Arabian Nights
  *[[member:Nat Mills]] //(St Hilda's)// for that cast party: "I'll take off my trousers if all the men in the room do..."


===== Best drink =====

**Nominees** :
  *The Hatter's nice cup of tea (of neat gin) ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *Jon and [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for being a cup of tea


===== Best inanimate object =====

**Nominees** :
  *Ye Olde Door ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *Emma for the Tree of Truth ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])
  *Jon and [[member:Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Balliol)// for Milk jug & Teacup ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *Joff's trousers for being swapped between him and Marc several times a show, with nowhere to hide.
  *The talcum powder for being EVERYWHERE.
  *Rattigue.
  *Pig.


===== Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member:Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)//, Tom and Phil for Ugly Sisters
  *Kirsty for Dandini
  *Rob for Helen Highwater
  *Dan R for The last potential bride - 'Ooh, I think I must be in a dream...'
  *Dan R for The Governess
  *Kirsty for Hassan
  *[[member:Gemunu Cooray]] //(Exeter)// for Spurious Dame
  *James K for Charley's Aunt


===== Best line-learner =====

**Nominees** :
  *Emily ([[shows:alice|Alice In Wonderland]])
  *[[member:Helen Nightingale]] //(Somerville)// ([[shows:cinderella2|Cinderella]])


===== Best speech =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrew for Caterpillar's mad angry rambling - 'like a blue herbivorous ninja'
  *Phil for Hatter's outrage in the Trial - 'Somewhere the tea's getting cold'
  *Marc for the Sultan complimenting Princess Sunbeam: "words cannot describe such perfection, unless they be words like... 'phwoooar'."
  *Kirsty for Hassan's hallucinatory rambling: "Bow down before me, puny morsels, for I am Queen of the Squids!"


===== Best costume =====

**Nominees** :
  *Andrew for Caterpillar
  *Emma for Tree of Truth


===== Best impersonation of an animal impersonating an animal =====

**Nominees** :
  *Monty for the camel ([[shows:arabian_nights|A Thousand Arabian One Night Stands]])


===== Best corpsing =====

**Nominees** :
  *Everyone for when Andrew renamed Laurie's Caretaker 'Tarquin' during their romantic final moment.
  *rk hughes (hertford) and Becky for when knocking on the door didn't really work.
The rest of the cast for when Gam had his way with Gemmell.


===== Best song =====

**Nominees** :
  *The One You Wake Up With
  *The Situation
  *The Hunting Song
  *Miss You Like Fire
  *Jabberwocky
  *Croquet


===== AA for most alcoholic award =====

**Nominees** :
  *Phil for after the last night's Trial
  *[[member:beth rowell]] //(St Hilda's)// and [[member:Nat Mills]] //(St Hilda's)// for having a bottle of Tequila backstage


===== Tom Reynolds dodgy accent award =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member:Harry Ullman]] //(Ex-Wadham)// for the Swedish Chef