====== Flosscars 2010 ======

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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===== Best Hero =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Miles Coverdale]] //(Corpus Christi)// for Prince Charming ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Thomas Woolley]] //(St Johns)//, Catherine Offord, [[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)//, Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, [[member: Charlotte Hindley]] //(Mansfield)// and [[member: Jessica Law]] //(St.Anne's)// for The Dwarves ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Tim Ledsam]] //(Hertford)// for Gabriel ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// for Captain Protector ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Heroine =====

**Nominees** :
  *Alexis Lygoumenos for Ivy Green ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Rory Morrison]] //(Mansfield)// for Jimmy ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Best Bad Guy/Villain =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Emma New]] //(St Hildas)// for Dr Lou Cypher ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Hannah Snell]] //(Balliol)// for The Evil Queen Papadopoulos ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for Satan ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Elena ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// for Captain Protector ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : The Entire Cast ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Double Act/Couple =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Tzveta Pokrovska]] //(Queen's)// and Tom Wade for Jack and Cat ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Hannah Snell]] //(Balliol)// and [[member: Sarah Browncross]] //(Christ Church)// for Evil Queen Papadopoulos and Igor ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// and [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Elena and Satan ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Rory Morrison]] //(Mansfield)// and [[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for Jimmy and Mr Kent ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Best Director =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Matthew Williams]] //(mansfield)//, [[member: Mike Bagshaw]] //(Mansfield)// and Alexis Lygoumenos ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Richard Owen]] //(Ex-Lincoln)// ([[shows:unnamed|The as yet unnamed sketch show]])
	
**Winner** : [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// and [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)// ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Best Writer =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Tom Perkins]] //(New)// ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)// ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])

**Winner** : [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Costume =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Hannah Thompson]] //(St Hilda's)// for Magic Mirror ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Nuffield)// for Circe ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// and [[member: Jenni Goodchild]] //(Mansfield)// for Captain Protector //(though I recommend this is noted down as WORST costume, because OH GOD MY EYES)// ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// for Professor Kurt Pestilence //(with Bionic Arm and Crazy Hair)// ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Eilise Norris]] //(Mansfield)// for Dust Bunny ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Sally Outen]] //(Ex-Worcester)// for The Thing With Shoes ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Miles Coverdale]] //(Corpus Christi)//, [[member: Jenni Goodchild]] //(Mansfield)// and [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Eric Slaughter ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Prop =====

**Nominees** :
  *The red banana ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *Transcranial magnetic stimulation device ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *The Weapon of Doom ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *Death Ray ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *Frankie's Bar ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : The physics guns ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])


===== The "Ooh you luvvie" Award for actually being able to act =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Emma New]] //(St Hildas)// for Morgan ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for Mr Kent ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Elizabeth Baldwin]] //(Nuffield)// ([[shows:unnamed|The as yet unnamed sketch show]])

**Winner** : [[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for Damn near everything!


===== Best Ad Lib =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// for Various interactions with the audience in Snow White and Villainy!]]
  *rk hughes //(hertford)// for "I will bite you in nasty places" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Lipscombe]] //(Mansfield)// for "I call this the medieval milkmaid" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for "Lucifer's Lingere!" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for "How the me are you?" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for Diet Coke ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for "What?! I am really busy!" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *Chris Webster for "AAAGGG... Wait! What are you doing now?" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dan Artus]] //(Regent's Park)// for "I'll mash you up more than I have done the script over the last two nights!" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== The "Tom Reynolds" Award for most Spurious Accent =====
**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Rory Morrison]] //(Mansfield)// for Capitaine of the RMS Proportions ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Mike Bagshaw]] //(Mansfield)// for Olaf Slatstafflongest ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Will Smith]] //(balliol)// for Valentine ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Sasha McKenna]] //(St Hildas)//, Catherine Offord, Lotty Spurrell and [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Cypher's Henches ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])


===== Best Impersonation of an Animal =====

**Nominees** :
  *Phil Scott //(Oxon)// for his Bat disguise ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Sally Outen]] //(Ex-Worcester)// for Polar Bear ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *Cassie the Tiger for the Tiger ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Sally Outen]] //(Ex-Worcester)// for Chipmunk No. 4 ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Eilise Norris]] //(Mansfield)// for Woodland critter in the schools shows //(adorable!)// ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *Monty for Deer ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Eilise Norris]] //(Mansfield)// for Dust Bunny ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Sally Outen]] //(Ex-Worcester)// for The Thing with Shoes ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *Alexis Lygoumenos for Seal

**Winner** : [[member: Alice Young]] //(Hertford)// for The Hallucination Crustacean ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Song =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Jessica Law]] //(St.Anne's)// for Little Village ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)// for Dwarf Rap ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for The Good Guys Always Win ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Welcome to the Cult ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Evil Science Rock ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for All of them! ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Rory Morrison]] //(Mansfield)// for You don't listen to your cameraman (Love Song) ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Best Special Effect =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Thomas Woolley]] //(St Johns)//, [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)//, [[member: Matthew Williams]] //(mansfield)// and [[member: Mike Bagshaw]] //(Mansfield)// for flying through the air kung-fu kick ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Mariel Harrison]] //(St Hilda's)// for successfully melting/moulting ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// for his death ray sound effect ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Richard Owen]] //(Ex-Lincoln)// for swirly spotlight ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Jenni Goodchild]] //(Mansfield)//, [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// and [[member: Miles Coverdale]] //(Corpus Christi)// for Eric Slaughter make up and falling off finger ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best Worse Line-learner =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// for Professor Kurt Pestilence ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Dan Artus]] //(Regent's Park)// for Lucas Blackford ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== The "Sally Outen" Award for Most Gloriously Surreal Moment =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Tom Perkins]] //(New)// for the whole script ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)//, [[member: Thomas Woolley]] //(St Johns)//, Catherine Offord, [[member: Duncan Coutts]] //(Worcester)//, Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, [[member: Charlotte Hindley]] //(Mansfield)// and [[member: Jessica Law]] //(St.Anne's)// for Dwarf Rap ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *Rich Wareham for his Irish Jig whilst under mind control ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)//, [[member: Jonathan Lipscombe]] //(Mansfield)//, [[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)//, [[member: Sally Outen]] //(Ex-Worcester)//, [[member: Eilise Norris]] //(Mansfield)//, Péter Connell, Chris Webster, [[member: Rebecca Nightingale]] //(Filthy Brooks Interloper)//, [[member: Alice Young]] //(Hertford)//, [[member: Richard Owen]] //(Ex-Lincoln)//, Catherine Offord and [[member: Samuel Swinnerton]] //(Queen's)// for The Hallucination Scene ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])


===== Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performance =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// for dress malfunction leading to missing his cue ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// for messing up a song ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Tim Ledsam]] //(Hertford)// for forgetting the words to the love song and just "la"-ing ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *Jessica Asbury, [[member: Will Smith]] //(balliol)// and [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)// for the bar scene ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// for the "medieval milkmaids" line ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //(Mansfield)// for performing while wearing only half a dress and scaring the old ladies ([[shows:unnamed|The as yet unnamed sketch show]])


===== The "Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Eilise Norris]] //(Mansfield)// for battling with schools and old peoples homes to sort out performances for us
  *Alexis Lygoumenos ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Richard Owen]] //(Ex-Lincoln)// for Website Wonders
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Rather a lot of things

**Winner** : [[member: Mariel Harrison]] //(St Hilda's)// for Working tirelessly before, during and after the ball


===== Best Quote =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Tim Ledsam]] //(Hertford)// for "tampax puppy"
  *[[member: katy malseed]] //(hertford)// for "You're clearly evil, but i see no reason not to trust you" ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *[[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for "The reindeer in Spain was killed mainly by the plane." and preceeding build up ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])
  *Chris Webster for "MADAM!" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda's)// for "Quiet, Jimmy!" ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Most Bizarre Stage Direction =====

**Nominees** :
  *[[member: Tom Perkins]] //(New)// for "moulting" ([[shows:lasagne|Lasagne! The Musical!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for "Devil appears and waltzes with Monty and other characters" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])
  *[[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for "his finger falls off" ([[shows:villainy|Villainy!]])

**Winner** : [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //(Lincoln)// for "Ka-Blam! [Zaps queen and she explodes]" ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])


===== Most Missed Object =====

**Nominees** :
  *The witches' cauldron ([[shows:snow_white|Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters]])

**Winner** : Laith Dilaimi for promising us he will be there, but leaving us wanting