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Flosscars 2003

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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Best hero

Nominees :

Winner : Andrea for Aladdin (Aladdin)

Best heroine

Nominees :

Winner : Helen for Princess Leia (Aladdin)

Best villain

Nominees :

Winner : Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for a Weasel (The Wind in the Willows)

The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for the Dame (Aladdin)

Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Best Ad-Lib

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for 'librarian of the month' (The Wind in the Willows)

Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex

Nominees :

Winner : Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for Toad being Maddy (The Wind in the Willows)

Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for Weasel being Maddy (The Wind in the Willows)

Best double act

Best on-stage fuck-up/mistake

Nominees :

Winner : Rose for getting drunk on stage (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

The 'Beyond the call of duty' award

Nominees :

Mark and Keith for lighting (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Winner : Elizabeth Baldwin (Wadham) for doing website

Best quote

Nominees :

  • Andrea for “I've got a thingy, it's long and extendable”
  • Rose for On scouts: “At least yours never put a horse's head in your bed”
  • Kit and C Howdle (Wadham) for “Cath, do I look like a camel?” / “no, more of a meer cat”

Winner : Someone for “Let's all sing the necrophile song” / Needham: “Over my dead body….NO!”

Best last-minute oule

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Albert (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Best drink

Nominees :

  • OULES cocktail
  • Wine in CLMM
  • Orange juice and chocolate liquor

Winner : Borovnica (blueberry liquor)

Best category

Nominees :

  • 'Best category'
  • 'Best Quote'
  • 'Best word for poo'

Winner : 'Best impersonation of a member of the animal kingdom impersonating a member of the opposite sex'

Best inanimate object

Nominees :

Winner : The tiny tea set (Aladdin)

The tiny tea set (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sex

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Dame (Aladdin)

Best line-learner

Nominees :

  • Andrea and Lydia for 13
  • Naomi for 15

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) (A Charming Little Murder Mystery)

Best speech

Nominees :

Winner : “I'd like to tell you a story” (Aladdin)

Best costume

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Dame (Aladdin)

Best impersonation of an animal

Nominees :

Winner : C Howdle (Wadham) for Mole (The Wind in the Willows)

Best corpsing

Nominees :

Winner : noga zivan (Wadham) for all of the play (Aladdin)

Best song

Nominees :

  • Lydia (Maybe) for Army song (Aladdin)

Winner : Lydia and Mike for The senseless immoral song (Aladdin) Lydia for A whole new vole (Aladdin)

Best vomiting

Nominees :

  • Lydia for after Wind in the Willows/Charming Little Murder Mystery cast party
  • Harry Ullman (Wadham) for the sofa at Aladdin cast party

Winner : Rose for straight after Charming Little Murder Mystery

AA for most alcoholic award

Nominees :

  • Andrea
  • Rose
  • C Howdle (Wadham) for apparently has been overheard ordering £300 worth of alcohol

Winner : Lydia

Best word for poo

Nominees :

  • Govno (Russian)
  • shissdrack (Swiss-German)
  • poop (American)

Winner : velka halda hovien (Slovak)

Best dodgy accent/thpeech impediment

Nominees :

Winner : Ruth for Maddie (The Wind in the Willows)

Best audience

Nominees :

Winner : Audience that applauded “no pun intended” (Aladdin)

Best caricature of oneself

Nominees :

Winner : Miles for head weasel (The Wind in the Willows)

In addition, Elizabeth instituted the Lovely Committee Member awards, which went to

Nominees :

Winner : C Howdle (Wadham)

Andrea Watts

Julia Short

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