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Flosscars 2005

Flosscars are our annual awards for acting, failing to act, writing, failing to write, and generally anything we feel deserves an award at the time. Feel free to browse our archives of Flosscars in years gone past as well as using this page in Trinity of each year to nominate and vote for that year's Flosscars!

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Best hero

Nominees :

Winner : Tom for Paddy (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best heroine

Nominees :

Winner : Nat Mills (St Hilda's) for Margerite (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Best villain

Nominees :

Winner : Emma for Chauvelin (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

The ooh you lovey award for actually being able to act

Nominees :

Winner : Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) for Dewhurst (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Best ad-lib

Nominees :

Winner : Mark Roberts for Moving spotlight gag (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best duo/trio

Nominees :

Winner : Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) , Duncan Coutts (Worcester) and Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) for the Scarlet League (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

The 'beyond the call of duty award'

Nominees :

  • Sally for being a creative genius
  • Tom and Dom Mattos (STB) for the slosh scene (Jack and the Beanstalk)
  • Emma and Helen Nightingale (Somerville) for taking relatively large parts in pimpernell while also sitting Mods the next day
  • Everyone who performed when nearly hurling

Winner : Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) for driving oules to schools when we had tutes etc (and getting a speeding ticket)

Best quote

Nominees :

  • Katherine for “Well the problem is we're just not going to have enough hoes!” (Jack and the Beanstalk)
  • Ben and Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) for Ben: “Is there lots of space in the back of your car?” Hannah: “I've had 4 men in there” “You must be exhausted!”
  • Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for “I'm not gay!” Pause “It's just a reflex.” (when no one had suggested the contrary)
  • Matthew Robinson (Wadham) for “I very nearly fit into Laurie's cupboard.”
  • Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for “Oo do I get the bestiality then?”
  • Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) for “What is it about things on sticks behind hedges that's so funny?”
  • Dom Mattos (STB) for “I'd like to be mounted on a hovercraft.”

Winner : Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) and Laurie Penny (Wadham) for Gam: “I'm inbred.” Laurie: “Like a Gam sandwich.”

Best prop/piece of scenery

Nominees :

Winner : The trees we stole from tom's garden and the comedy postbox (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best linelearner

Nominees :

Winner : Kit for learning 1 scene in 20 minutes flat (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Best costume

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for Any of them

Best song

Nominees :

Winner : the kingdom is in rack and ruin (duh dum duh dum dum duh!) (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best dodgy accent //(non French non Tom)//

Nominees :

Winner : Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) , Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) , Hannah Veale (St. Hilda's) and Duncan Coutts (Worcester) for upper class twit accents (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Best dodgy French (non Tom) accent

Nominees :

Winner : Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for French and impersonating a lay-deee! what joy! (The Scarlet Pimpernel)

Best Tom accent

Nominees :

Winner : Tom for Lifetime achievement in the field of accents

Best fuck up

Nominees :

  • Tom for “Flora!” when laurie said “it's daisy…the cow!” (Jack and the Beanstalk)
  • Rabbit in the slosh scene (Jack and the Beanstalk)
  • Pilgrimage song (The Canterbury Tales)
  • Flange for forgetting her lines when the pardoner came on in Canterbury tales and refusing to look at the clipboard because she thought it would look like she'd forgotten to learn her lines, when in fact she was meant to be looking at the clipboard… (The Canterbury Tales)

Winner : Gemunu Cooray (Exeter) for “I'm finish so I will go first” (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best cross-dresser

Nominees :

Winner : Dom Mattos (STB) for All the time

Best performance at a cast party

Nominees :

Winner : Whoever came up with the upside-down OULES cocktail

Best corpse

Nominees :

  • Rose behind the shrubbery
  • Dom Mattos (STB) for “I'll granulate your head in a minute, if I can find it. No, hang on, that's not right” (corpses)
  • Everyone for when Joanne wasn't in the right cell and the Scarlet League had to go backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards at the home.
  • Harry Ullman (Wadham) for when Duncan was made to drink pure alcohol and almost dropped him (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Winner : Helen and Kat for the Marge and Tina song (Jack and the Beanstalk)

Best animal

Nominees :

  • Sidney the goose
  • Monty the horse

Winner : Hannah the polar bear

Best category

Nominees :

  • Best song
  • Best Category
  • Best performance at a cast party

Winner : Best dodgy accent of Tom

Best caricature of oneself

Nominees :

Winner : Flange for Vicky (The Canterbury Tales)

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