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Everyone Dies At The End (Hilary, 2019)


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Everyone Dies at the End is comedy musical about (spoiler alert) the apocalypse! Yes, you read that right. Let me explain.

Bored of their daily routine of trotting around for millennia, the Horsemen of the Apocalypse decided to do what they were literally created to do: kill everyone! The Norse Gods had similar plans, but their apocalypse was going to be bigger, better and way cooler sounding - Ragnarok! An assortment of conspiracy theorists, mad scientists and cheese-loving Europeans swiftly got involved in what was quickly going to become… well, a bit of a mess really. Featuring: an eight-legged pantomime horse, a 16-foot snake, original rock and tango music numbers, terrible accents and a lovable godly wolf.


The Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Norse Gods

The Illuminati

  • Mary Berry - Velina “Less natural sass” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Elvis Presley - Emma “It was fine when it wasn't flaccid!” New (St Hilda's)
  • Tim Foyle - Em “If this even my real name” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Herald - Ed “Too stupid” Tansley

The Cambridge University Necrotic Technology Society

  • Professor E.V.I Lampton - Maddie “Running low on bubonic” Leggett (St John's)
  • Doctor N.A.S Thompson-Young - Tzveta “Do you actually want me to act?” Pokrovska (LMH)
  • Doctor B.A. Dampfnudel - Samanwita “It's alive!” Sen (Oriel)
  • Simeon - Charlie “Well, bugger” Howley (LMH)

The Swiss Defence Ministry

  • Mechant - Tessa “I love war” Brunt (Mansfield)
  • De Neutre - Andrew “Draft a peace agreement” Kenyon-Roberts
  • L’Gris - Ana “Where would we brie without cheese?” Pagu (Linacre)

Aliens, Monsters and Conspiracy Theorists

  • Ester - Lily “Pretending to pretend to act” Miles (Hertford)
  • Fi - Remy “Aliens exist!” Soysal
  • Hugh - Olivia “I know how humans walk” Boyd
  • Howard - Alex “The Moon is flat” Coombs (St Peter's)
  • Samphire - Matilda “confused by the confusion” Fisher
  • Rolf - Leo “I wish you were my butt” Tucker (Wadham)
  • The Mummy - Neil “No idea what happens in this play” Suchak (LMH)

Assistants to the Horsemen

  • Mort - Alex “Born to play this part” Coombs (St Peter's)
  • Olive - Olive “Olivia” Boyd
  • Victor - Ed “I record Bake Off for them” Tansley
  • Jessica - Samanwita “#PestilentPride” Sen (Oriel)

The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies


  • Director - Matilda “Sugary bribery” Tempest (Mansfield)
  • Assistant Directors
    • George “This is a terrible idea but ok” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
    • Branoc “If you can't learn lines, direct” Richards (Formerly Magdalen)
  • Writers
  • Producer - Ana “You want a snake how long?!” Pagu (Linacre)
  • Musical Directors
  • Stage Manager - Becky “Onion” Hicks (Oriel)
  • Assistant Stage Manager - Elise “Big Red Button” Most
  • Lighting Technician - James “Like last time but less rubbish” Marsden (Ex-Corpus)

Special thanks to Ana Pagu, Becky Hicks and Lily Miles for filming.


  • The Horsemen of the Apocalypse
  • We are the C.U.N.T.S
    • Emma “This song broke my autocorrect” New (St Hilda's)
  • The Death Tango
    • Jake “Markus, no one's going to get it” Griffiths (Brasenose)
    • Markus “It's a Hamlet reference, Jacob!” Beeken (Brasenose)
  • The Ragnarock
  • The Death Tango: 2 Death, 2 Tango
  • It’s the End of the world

Flosscars Wins

Best Heroic CharacterTegan Gears (Teddy Hall) for Thor
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterValeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Fenrir
Best CoupleBecky Hicks (Oriel) and Georgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Hel and Death
Best ScriptLily Miles (ex-Hertford) and Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) for Everyone Dies at the End
Best SongMarkus Beeken (Brasenose), Jake Griffiths (Brasenose) and Neil Suchak (LMH) for The Ragnarock
Best Worst PropBecky Hicks (Oriel) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for the Horsemen's Horses
Best Cock-Up During a PerformanceGeorgia Watkins (St Hildas) for “Your girlfriend made me feel things…” instead of granddaughter
Best Quote from a ScriptLily Miles (ex-Hertford), Katie Moore (ex-Magdalen) and George Tall (St Edmund Hall) for Odin's Sexual Exploits
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to ActGeorgia Watkins (St Hildas) for Wishee Washee and Death

Flosscars Nominations

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