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 ====== The Last Cow in Nowheresville (Trinity, 2010) ====== ====== The Last Cow in Nowheresville (Trinity, 2010) ======
  
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 //Last Cow tells the tale of a young adventurer'​s stay in a seemingly innocuous place called Nowheresville,​ a town beset by villainy from all sides, in which the only cow left looks suspiciously like a pantomime horse. The play is notable for its use of meta-textual dialogue, its genre-savvy characters, and the large amount of cross-dressing//​ //Last Cow tells the tale of a young adventurer'​s stay in a seemingly innocuous place called Nowheresville,​ a town beset by villainy from all sides, in which the only cow left looks suspiciously like a pantomime horse. The play is notable for its use of meta-textual dialogue, its genre-savvy characters, and the large amount of cross-dressing//​
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 ===== Cast ===== ===== Cast =====
  
-  * **Part** - Actor //"Quote"//+  * **Narrator** - [[member:​Marcus Garner-Hatcher|Marcus]] ​//"speaking of penis jokes"// [[member:​Marcus Garner-Hatcher|Garner-Hatcher]] //​(Lincoln)//​ 
 +  * **The Linedance Kid** - [[member:​Tom Perkins|Tom]] //"​last night in bed"// ​ [[member:​Tom Perkins|Perkins]] //(New)// 
 +  * **Wayne Clintwood** - [[member:​Dan Artus|Dan]] //"​don'​t push it"// ​ [[member:​Dan Artus|Artus]] //​(Regent'​s Park)// 
 +  * **Butch the Indecisively Named** - [[member:​Sasha McKenna|Sasha]] //"the adjective"//​ [[member:​Sasha McKenna|McKenna]] //(St Hildas)// 
 +  * **Good Hench** - [[member:​Benjamin Nye|Benjamin]] //"​won'​t stop till the drag me off"// [[member:​Benjamin Nye|Nye]] //​(Hertford)//​ 
 +  * **Bad Hench** - Seb //"​three commandments I haven'​t broken yet"// Atay 
 +  * **Ugly Hench** - [[member:​Helen Nightingale|Helen]] //"​I'​ll verb your noun"// ​ [[member:​Helen Nightingale|Nightingale]] //​(Somerville)//​ 
 +  * **Sheriff Benedict** - [[member:​Fabby Styles|Fabby]] //"​amoral associate"// ​ [[member:​Fabby Styles|Styles]] //​(Oriel)//​ 
 +  * **Deputy Order** - [[member:​Mariel Harrison|Mariel]] //"​more imprisonment without trial"// ​ [[member:​Mariel Harrison|Harrison]] //(St Hilda'​s)//​ 
 +  * **Virginia Cockermouth** - [[member:​Thomas Woolley|Thomas]] //"​broadcaster of bovine brainwaves"//​ [[member:​Thomas Woolley|Woolley]] //(St Johns)// 
 +  * **Handjive Harry <​sub>​(Local Tycoon)</​sub>​** - [[member:​Duncan Coutts|Duncan]] //"​special socks"//​ [[member:​Duncan Coutts|Coutts]] //​(Worcester)//​ 
 +  * **Scarlett** - [[member:​Felicity White|Felicity]] //"​rassifrassin'​ varmints"//​ [[member:​Felicity White|White]] //​(Merton)//​ 
 +  * **Jane** -[[member: Eilise Norris|Eilise]] //"not sure why I mentioned it"// [[member:​Eilise Norris|Norris]] //​(Mansfield)//​ 
 +  * **Doc Green** - [[member:​Richard Owen|Richard]] //"​only a model"//​ [[member:​Richard Owen|Owen]] //​(Ex-Lincoln)//​ 
 +  * **Dr Doctor** - [[member:​Martin Corcoran|Martin]] //"​coo"//​ [[member:​Martin Corcoran|Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// 
 +  * **Rubber** - [[member:​Jonathan Sims|Jonathan]] //"​trouserless"//​ [[member:​Jonathan Sims|Sims]] //(St. Hilda'​s)//​ 
 +  * **Ducky** - [[member:​Tim Ledsam|Tim]] //"​acquired taste"//​ [[member:​Tim Ledsam|Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ 
 +  * **Monty** -[[member: Sally Outen|Sally]] //"​I'​m so happy"//​ [[member:​Sally Outen|Outen]] //​(Ex-Worcester)//​ 
 +  * **Roberta Fett** - [[member:​Hannah Snell|Hannah]] //"​even the most hardened criminals can play the ukulele, ma'​am"//​ [[member:​Hannah Snell|Snell]] //​(Balliol)//​ 
 +  * **Bandito 1** - [[member:​Martin Corcoran|Martin]] //"​itchy moustache"//​ [[member:​Martin Corcoran|Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// 
 +  * **Bandito 2** - [[member:​Jonathan Lipscombe|Jonathan]] //"​etcetera"//​ [[member:​Jonathan Lipscombe|Lipscombe]] //​(Mansfield)//​ 
 +  * **Bandito 3** -[[member: Tim Ledsam|Tim]] //"was going for Gloria Gaynor"//​ [[member:​Tim Ledsam|Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ 
 +  * **Old Spurious Exposition** - Péter //"​néver"//​ Connell 
 +  * **Mysterious Stranger** - [[member:​Alice Young|Alice]] //"​ukulele troll"//​ [[member:​Alice Young|Young]] //​(Hertford)//
  
 ===== Production ===== ===== Production =====
  
 +  * **Written by** - The SHAM
 +  * **Additional Material by** - [[member:​Marcus Garner-Hatcher|Marcus]] //“more words that are funny”// [[member:​Marcus Garner-Hatcher|Garner-Hatcher]] //​(Lincoln)//​
 +  * **Directed by** - [[member:​Jenni Goodchild]] //​(Mansfield)//​ and rk hughes //​(hertford)//​
 +  * **Musical Director** - [[member:​Samuel Swinnerton|Samuel]] //“did not sign up for this”// [[member:​Samuel Swinnerton|Swinnerton]] //​(Queen'​s)//​
 +  * **Songs by** :
 +    * [[member:​Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //​(Mansfield)//​
 +    * [[member:​Jenni Goodchild]] //​(Mansfield)//​
 +    * [[member:​Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)//
 +    * [[member:​Samuel Swinnerton]] //​(Queen'​s)//​
 +    * [[member:​Felicity White]] //​(Merton)//​
 +  * **With help from** :
 +    * [[member:​Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //​(Lincoln)//​
 +    * [[member:​Jonathan Sims]] //(St. Hilda'​s)//​
 +    * [[member:​Sasha McKenna]] //(St Hildas)//
 +    * rk hughes //​(hertford)//​
 ===== Script and Programme ===== ===== Script and Programme =====
  
 ===== Flosscars Wins ===== ===== Flosscars Wins =====
  
 +|**Best Prop**|[[member:​Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ for The Plot Crunch-o-matic 3000|
 +|**Best Special Effect**|[[member:​Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //​(Mansfield)//​ for Tumbleweed|
 +|**Best fluff/​fuck-up/​cock-up during a performance**|[[member:​Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford//​) for Breaking Rule 3. You know, the one that was written because of this incident...|
 ===== Flosscars Nominations ===== ===== Flosscars Nominations =====
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 +|**Best Hero**|[[member:​ Tom Perkins]] //(New)// for The Line-Dance Kid|
 +|**The "​M-Tropolis and M-Town"​ award for Best Double Act/​Couple**|[[member:​ Dan Artus]] //​(Regent'​s Park)// and [[member: Tom Perkins]] //(New)// for The Line-Dance Kid and Wayne Clintwood \\ [[member: Sasha McKenna]] //(St Hildas)// and [[member: Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Sheriff Benedict and Butch the Indecisively Named|
 +|**Best Portrayal of a Member of the Opposite Sex**|[[member:​ Sasha McKenna]] //(St Hildas)// for Butch the Spurious Adjective \\ [[member: Thomas Woolley]] //(St Johns)// for Virginia Cockermouth|
 +|**The "Tom Reynolds"​ Award for most Spurious Accent**|[[member:​ Mariel Harrison]] //(St Hilda'​s)//​ for Deputy Lauren Order \\ [[member: Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ for Ducky the Hooker \\ [[member: Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ for Mexican Bandito \\ [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //​(Lincoln)//​ for Old Line Dance Kid \\ The whole cast|
 +|**Best Directing Team**|[[member:​ Jenni Goodchild]] //​(Mansfield)//,​ rk hughes //​(hertford)//​ and [[member: Samuel Swinnerton]] //​(Queen'​s)//​|
 +|**Best Writer**|The SHAM and [[member: Marcus Garner-Hatcher]] //​(Lincoln)//​|
 +|**Best Song**|[[member:​ Fabby Styles]] //(Oriel)// for Any Man I Can \\ [[member: Felicity White]] //​(Merton)//​ and [[member: Samuel Swinnerton]] //​(Queen'​s)//​ for Nothing Ever Happens Here In Nowheresville|
 +|**Best Costume**|[[member:​ Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ for Ducky the Hooker|
 +|**Best fluff/​fuck-up/​cock-up during a performance**|[[member:​ Perry Hartland-Asbury]] //​(Mansfield)//​ and [[member: Tim Ledsam]] //​(Hertford)//​ for The onstage destruction of the plot-crunch-o-matic...|
 +|**Best Quote (during a show)**|[[member:​ Martin Corcoran]] //(St. Edmund Hall)// and The SHAM for "Moo moo I'm a coo milk me noo milk me noo" \\ [[member: Richard Owen]] //​(Ex-Lincoln)//​ and The SHAM for "​Pseudoscience away!...Oh yes, this pulsating erection should give us quite the golden shower."​|
 +|**The "Dan Artus" Award for Best Worst Line-learner**|[[member:​ Richard Owen]] //​(Ex-Lincoln)//​ for Doc Green \\ [[member: Dan Artus]] //​(Regent'​s Park)// for Wayne Clintwood|
 +|**The "Ooh you luvvie"​ Award for actually being able to act**|[[member:​ Helen Nightingale]] //​(Somerville)//​ for Ugly Hench|
 +|**The "​Beyond the Call of Duty" Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty**|[[member:​ Helen Nightingale]] //​(Somerville)//​ for Ugly Hench|
  
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