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Cross dressing. Princesses. Puns. Jokes in poor taste. Kidnappers. Lamps. Dancing girls. Genies. Princes. Flying carpets. Rodents. What more could you want?

• Aladdin - Andrea “Those round, firm young buttocks” Watts
• Genie G - Rakesh “I don't think the master-genie relationship stretches that far.” Bungar
• Washerwoman - Dom “I'd like to tell you a story” Mattos (STB)

• King Size - Miles “Marvellous! Then it's time for drinks.” Gould
• Queen Bea - Elizabeth “Nervous of all those young, strong lithe men?” Baldwin (Wadham)
• Princess Leia - Helen “And the Princess, fair and kind is she” Pritchard

• Evil Kidnappers - Tom Hart and Julia Short

• King Ivor - Franco “Mwahahahah!” Woolfe
• Queen Anita - Rose “Who's been munching my carpet?” Stanley (Balliol)
• Prince Mustafa - C “Who'd want to marry Mustafa?” Howdle (Wadham)
• Granny - noga zivan (Wadham)

THE ARMY: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT - Christopher Nairne “Allow me to introduce my Privates to you.” PRIVATE FUNCTION - Ruth Weyman “I like picking flowers!” PRIVATE PARTS - Harry Ullman (Wadham) “Sir, I propose a picnic.” PRIVATE TENDED - Sally Close “What?!” THE RANDOMS: SHOPKEEPERS - Lydia Menzies Rhi Mogridge “Quality goods!” POLICEMEN - Craig Walsh Lisa Maule “I say, I say, I say…” LORD BUCKINGHAM - Duncan Coutts (Worcester) “It's me! Hurrah!” LORD LONDON PADDINGTON - Craig Walsh “To beg the Princess' hand.” CARPET SELLER - Lisa Maule “Sign here, and here, and here, and here” JEAN-PIERRE - Lucy Stone “Scampering beneath ze blood red 'orror”