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Ellie Atkins doesn’t watch TV and hasn’t seen a film since she was 10 so getting thrown in a bunch of Fictional Worlds isn’t exactly her idea of fun. From Wizards to Jedi, Time Travellers to Princesses and the Network Producer that wants to take them all off the air, Ellie could think of better ways to catch up on Pop Culture.

• Ellie Atkins - Olivia “corpse hamster” Oldham
• Alfie Atkins - Tessa “Sean! They’re being mean!” Brunt
• Micah Lewis - Ed “masculine walk” Tansley
• Hannah South - Velina “I know what a switch is” Robinson

• Kenneth Morbett - Charlie “I love your knees” Gill
• Marge Lowe - Bethan “can I abuse Tom?” Chalmers
• Tina Hye - Tom “Best Couple or bust” Vallely
• Voldemort - Tessa “I can’t whisper that loudly” Brunt
• Gaston - Albert “Did somebody call for a hero?” Prats

• Snow White - Madeleine “Good Northern accent for a Northerner” Horton
• Cinderella - Em “medium whoop” Fawcett
• Sleeping Beauty - Maddie “isolated and northern” Hall

• Doctor #9 - Jack “Weasley-Eccleston Blood Feud” Slater
• Doctor #10 - Maddie “allons-y” Hall
• Doctor #11 - Branoc “Still not ginger” Richards
• Doctor #12 - Bethan “betraying my countrymen” Chalmers
• Doctor #13 - Em “in loving memory of Ekin” Fawcett

• Harry Potter - Will “be a frog” Ainsworth
• Ron Weasley. - Jack “Finally ginger” Slater
• Hermione Granger - Ana “needs a time turner” Pagu

• Sean Bean - Tom “I ❤ 59 Cornmarket St” Vallely
• Daenerys Targaryen - Ana “anger management issues” Pagu
• Jon Snow - Charlie “I’ve lost mah queen” Gill

• Director - Will “A little bit evil” [member:Will Ainsworth|Ainsworth]]
• Assistant Director
  • Charlie “Yaaaaaaaasssssssss” Howley
  • Albert “Specially brilliant in his Yas” Prats
• Producer - Ana “What do you mean, there's no budget”Pagu
• Writer - Lily “Three-Week Stress Haze” Miles
• Musical Director - Jack “Saved the Day” Wilson
• Stage Manager - Branoc “Kybett levels of paranoia” Richards
• Assistant Stage Manager - Em “surprisingly flammable” Fawcett
• Marketing Manager - Lily “Who needs Photoshop?” Miles
• Production Assistant - George “Let there be light!” Sutherland

All Songs Arranged by Jack Wilson

• All the Things You’ve Missed* - Tegan “Too Evil?” Gears * Only Documentaries on TV - Tegan “Too Sympathetic?” Gears * Happily Ever After Had Better Hurry Up - Markus “That guy’s still alive?” Beeken * Make A Witch Out of You - Lily “Got to love a parody” Miles * We’re All Just Stories in the End - Em “[redacted]” Fawcett * We’re All Just Stories (reprise) - Em “[redacted (reprise)]” Fawcett * Epic Fight Music - Lily “My apologies to all” Miles * Final Song** - Lily “You couldn’t get rid of me” Miles