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Dracula (Hilary, 2004)


  • Dracula - Matthew “Most attractive package” Robinson (Wadham)
  • Jonathan Harker - Dom “Gorgeous” Mattos (STB)
  • Sexy Vamps - Helen Shield, Katherine Oliver and Maddi Leary
  • Lucy Westonra - Ruth “Ball Bouncingly Beautiful” Weyman
  • Mina Harker - Charli “There's more to a relationship than carnal pleasure” Massey
  • Jack Seward - Elizabeth “Wetter than a fish's wet bits” Baldwin (Balliol)
  • Arthur Holmewood - Sally “I do a rather good line in rough shag” Close
  • Quincey C Morris - Duncan “There's nothing like a good rogering” Coutts (Worcester)
  • Butler - Christopher “Talent oozes from every pore” Nairne
  • Maid - Mark “Knees apart she's the greatest” Jenkins
  • Sister Sledge - Laura “I've go all my sisters with me” Horgan
  • Sister Act - Katherine “Tell him to drop his trousers” Oliver
  • Sister Maria - Maddi “But I need a wimple…” Leary
  • Sister Agatha - Ariel “Were we supposed to bring presents?” Gaines
  • Ship's Captain - Mark “No-one tosses themselves off on my ship” Jenkins
  • Olgaron - Paul “There's something going on on this ship cap'n” Miyagawa
  • Navy -
    • Maddi Leary
    • Katherine Oliver
    • Helen Shield
    • Laura Horgan
    • Natalie Wells
    • Ariel Gaines
    • Andrea Watts
  • O'Connell - Harry “Mad as a button” Ullman (Wadham)
  • Renfield - Louise “Strange and off-puting” Sherlock (St John's)
  • Goths - Helen Shield and Paul Miyagawa
  • Monty - As Himself
  • Van Helsing - Tom “Craizy” Reynolds
  • Priest - Mark “Hallowed is not a name” Jenkins
  • Mary - Nicole Gera and Helen Shield


  • Director - Andrea “Looks like the Virgin Mary” Watts
  • Amazing Musicians - Simon Meredith, Will Bartlett and Russell Whitehead
  • All Animals - Sally “I could make you one of those” Close
  • Writer - Andrea Watts

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroDom Mattos (STB) for Jonathon
The “oooh, you luvvie!” award for actually being able to actLouise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield
The “Beyond the call of Duty” AwardSally for making Monty and Gerald
Best PropThe Gravestones
Best Pantomime AnimalMonty
Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sexSally for Arthur
Best Line-learnerTom
Best CorpseMatthew Robinson (Wadham) for Dracula (and specifically for wonderful urgling in Bohemian Rapsody)
Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth ImpedimenthTom for Van Helsing

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroKit for The Butler
Best HeroineMark for Betty the Maid
Best VillainMatthew Robinson (Wadham) for Dracula
The “oooh, you luvvie!” award for actually being able to actHarry Ullman (Wadham) for O'Conner
Ruth for Lucy
Best Double Act / EnsembleMaddi, Katherine and Helen for Three Vamps
Best Ad LibKit for “The Queen Mother is 111, no wait, the Queen mother is ill.”
The “Beyond the call of Duty” AwardFlange for doing a shedload of stuff
Best QuoteKit for Yes! Buffet the vampire Slayer!
Best PropThe Buffet
Best Pantomime AnimalGerald
Best impersonation of a member of the opposite sexLouise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield
Elizabeth Baldwin (Balliol) for Jack
Best CostumeRuth for all three Lucy costumes
Best CorpseEveryone
Ruth for Lucy as an undead corpse
Best Song / Dance RoutineChorus for In the Navy
Everyone for Bohemian Rapsody
The AA award for DrunkenessDom Mattos (STB) for “scriptwriting”
Best Dodgy Accent / Thpeecth ImpedimenthMark for Betty's falsetto
Best Caricature of oneselfLouise Sherlock (St John's) for Renfield (did you see her midge collection?!)
shows/dracula.txt · Last modified: 2018/04/29 14:31 by lily