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Poirot: A Musical (Trinity, 2010)

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When the great (straight) detective Hercule Poirot is invited to a wedding party, nothing can possibly go wrong. The mansion is secluded, the family is argumentative, and the ducks are on the offensive. Did the butler do it? We don't know, but the wedding guests are taking bets.


  • Poirot - Jonathan “Straighter than an incredibly straight arrow designed to fly in a straight line” Sims (St. Hilda's)
  • Hastings - Samuel “My hair is unusually bouncy” Swinnerton (Queen's)
  • Sergeant Higgins - Martin “soft as pussings” Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
  • Miss Green - Hannah “awfully large swallow” Snell (Balliol)
  • Mrs Green - Jessica “If I wasn't so emotionally repressed, I'd slap you” Law (St.Anne's)
  • Mr Green (Tuesday and Wednesday) - Matthew “strawberry tart” Williams (mansfield)
  • Mr Green (Thursday) - Rory “quack!” Morrison (Mansfield)
  • Mrs White - rk “cantankerous old bitch” hughes (hertford)
  • Miss Scarlet - Emma “soon you'll be over her and under me!” New (St Hildas)
  • Parker - Perry “comic fainting” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
  • Miss Lemon - Sasha McKenna (St Hildas)
  • Mr Musard - Anselm “exploring the crevices” Aston
  • Archie the Policeman - Alice “light relief” Young (Hertford)
  • Eldritch the Policeman (Tuesday and Wednesday) - Alice Young (Hertford)
  • Eldritch the Policeman (Thursday) - Matthew Williams (mansfield)
  • Wedding Guest 1 - Eilise “here to pick up insecure bridesmaids” Norris (Mansfield)
  • Wedding Guest 2 - Felicity “what was that abour my flower garden?” White (Merton)


Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best SongJessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Plotting Song

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot
Best Bad Guy/VillainEmma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlet
Perry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield) for Professor Plum
The “M-Tropolis and M-Town” award for Best Double Act/CoupleHannah Snell (Balliol) and Anselm Aston for Miss Green and Mr Mustard
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's) for Poirot and Hastings
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious AccentJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot
Best Directing TeamKate Morris (St Hildas) and Samuel Swinnerton (Queen's)
Best WriterSasha McKenna (St Hildas)
Best SongEmma New (St Hildas) for Oh Miss Scarlet
Best CostumeJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for His moustache in Poirot
Emma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlett / French Maid
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performanceEmma New (St Hildas) for Concussing the audience.
Rory Morrison (Mansfield) for Epic beer fail - the best pratfall I've ever seen
Best Ad LibSasha McKenna (St Hildas) for giving Hastings a hand-job in the final song of Poirot
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “I hope have a long, 'appy life stealing childrens pokemon together.”
Best Quote (during a show)Jessica Law (St.Anne's) and Sasha McKenna (St Hildas) for “If I wasn't so emotionally repressed, I'd slap you.”
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to actEmma New (St Hildas) for Miss Scarlet
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Poirot
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