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Show White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Treasure Hunters (Michaelmas, 2009)


  • Snow White - katy “Isn't it simply wonderful?” malseed (hertford)
  • Evil Queen - Hannah “Be your villain, baby” Snell (Balliol)
  • Magic Mirror - Hannah “I'll Avada Kedavavra the pants OFF you!” Thompson (St Hilda's)
  • Igor - Sarah “I'm so wretchedly ugly” Browncross (Christ Church)
  • Prince Charming - Miles “Why I'm the prince, the handsomest chap in the land!” Coverdale (Corpus Christi)
  • Mrs Underwood - Martin “I'm all wet, and not in a good way” Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall)
  • The Huntsman - Mike “Run you through with my weapon” Bagshaw (Mansfield)

The Dwarves

  • Roy - Catherine “Pretty sweet” Offord
  • Sleepy - Duncan “Ooh! Ooh! I can be responsible too!” Coutts (Worcester)
  • Grumpy - Alexis “The Gold Digger” Lygomenos
  • Happy - Sukrit “Mustn't ask us, not it's business” Silas
  • Sneezy - Charlotte “A-Chooo!” Hindley (Mansfield)
  • Rhymey - Jessica “The Rhymster” Law (St.Anne's)
  • Lustful - Thomas “Like “Hide the sausage”” Woolley (St Johns)

The Fairytale Network

  • Mr Virgil Kent - Jonathan “Quiet Jimmy” Sims (St. Hilda's)
  • Jimmy - Rory “Coming, Mr Kent” Morrison (Mansfield)
  • The Editor - Perry “Celebrity diets and asylum seekers” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
  • Oliver Twist - Tom Perkins (New)
  • Assistant 1 - Christopher “Yes sir” Webster
  • Assistant 2 - Rosalyn “The Wikipedia search was fruitless” Shih
  • Assistant 3 - Hannah Borababy

The Witches

  • Ursula - Mariel “Ritual sacrifice” Harrison (St Hilda's)
  • Morgan - Emma “Well, the spell doesn't call for emo make-up either!” New (St Hildas)
  • Circe - Elizabeth “Sinister and witchy” Baldwin (Nuffield)

The Woodland

  • Terry - Eilise “Disgusting anecdotes” Norris (Mansfield)
  • Teresa - Jonathan “Hoom” Lipscombe (Mansfield)
  • Dimitri - Jenni “More of a shrub really” Goodchild (Mansfield)
  • Jeff - Eleanor “Crash bang wallop” Holmes
  • Woodland Critter 1 - Kate “Cute” Morris (St Hildas)
  • Woodland Critter 2 - Sally “Fluffy” Outen (Ex-Worcester)

The Village

  • Clarence - Matthew “Killed by magic” Williams (mansfield)
  • Jemima - Felicity “Horse code” White (Merton)
  • Edwina - Hannah “Wait, what were we talking about again?” Borababy
  • Donald - Péter “Oh, umm” Connell
  • Monty - Miles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) and Tom Perkins (New)


The Dwarf Band

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best HeroineRory Morrison (Mansfield) for Jimmy
Best Double Act/CoupleRory Morrison (Mansfield) and Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Jimmy and Mr Kent
Best DirectorFabby Styles (Oriel) and Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Best SongRory Morrison (Mansfield) for You don't listen to your cameraman (Love Song)
Best QuoteJonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “Quiet, Jimmy!”
Most Bizarre Stage DirectionMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for “Ka-Blam! [Zaps queen and she explodes]“

Flosscars Nominations

Best HeroMiles Coverdale (Corpus Christi) for Prince Charming
Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for The Dwarves
Best Bad Guy/VillainHannah Snell (Balliol) for The Evil Queen Papadopoulos
Best Double Act/CoupleHannah Snell (Balliol) and Sarah Browncross (Christ Church) for Evil Queen Papadopoulos and Igor
Best WriterMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
Best CostumeHannah Thompson (St Hilda's) for Magic Mirror
Elizabeth Baldwin (Nuffield) for Circe
Best PropThe red banana
The “Ooh you luvvie” Award for actually being able to actEmma New (St Hildas) for Morgan
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for Mr Kent
Best Impersonation of an AnimalSally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for Chipmunk No. 4
Eilise Norris (Mansfield) for Woodland critter in the schools shows (adorable!)
Monty for Deer
Best SongJessica Law (St.Anne's) for Little Village
Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln) for Dwarf Rap
The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentMarcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Thomas Woolley (St Johns), Catherine Offord, Duncan Coutts (Worcester), Alexis Lygoumenos, Sukrit Silas, Charlotte Hindley (Mansfield) and Jessica Law (St.Anne's) for Dwarf Rap
Best fluff/fuck-up/cock-up during a performanceMartin Corcoran (St. Edmund Hall) for dress malfunction leading to missing his cue
Best Quotekaty malseed (hertford) for “You're clearly evil, but i see no reason not to trust you”
Jonathan Sims (St. Hilda's) for “The reindeer in Spain was killed mainly by the plane.” and preceeding build up
Most Missed ObjectThe witches' cauldron
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