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Lasagne! The Musical! (Trinity, 2009)


  • Admiral Butterfly - Marcus “enormous” Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln)
  • Bus Driver - Becky “all aboard” Ely
  • Captaine of the RMS Proportions - Rory “bureau de change” Morrison (Mansfield)
  • Capn. Gowne - Jessica “traumatised” Law (St.Anne's)
  • Cat - Tom “graverobbing was a good idea” Wade
  • Clive - Matt “story of my life” Hart (Queen's)
  • Da Medici Turbot - Rory “…” Morrison (Mansfield)
  • Dorothy - Kate “quaver-ing” Morris (St Hildas)
  • Dr Lou Cypher - Emma “give it to me nice and slowly” New (St Hildas)
  • Elvis - Thomas “thankyouverymuch” Woolley (St Johns)
  • Ersatz Elvis - Rui “I have a ham” Ramalho
  • Genie of the Lamprey - Becky “just a bad haddock” Ely
  • Jack - Tzveta “he made me do it” Pokrovska (Queen’s)
  • Judge Anjury - Hannah “never ever” Snell (Balliol)
  • Laith - Laith “amazing” Dilaimi
  • Lawyer - Felicity “he’s not that big” White (Merton)
  • Old Crone - Perry “very rude” Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
  • Passenger 23 - Nina “it's just not cricket” Mikita
  • Passenger 5 - Radostina “to the middle of nowhere” Christova (St Hildas)
  • Seaman Stains - Matthew “no reason to panic” Williams (mansfield)
  • Slightly Bent Witch of the South East - rk “conveniently placed boat” hughes (hertford)
  • Van Cloop - Phil “The crafty cow“ Scott
  • Wicked Witch of the West - Mariel “I’m moulting” Harrison (St Hilda's)



  • Shady Bloke 1 - Sasha “eat science punks” McKenna (St Hildas)
  • Dodgy Chap 2 - Catherine “Eh?” Offord
  • Crafty Fellow 3 - Lotty “Not even a mother could love that hat” Spurrell
  • Rum Cove 4 - Fabby “eyes of a hawk” Styles (Oriel)


Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best PropThe physics guns
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious AccentSasha McKenna (St Hildas), Catherine Offord, Lotty Spurrell and Fabby Styles (Oriel) for Cypher's Henches

Flosscars Nominations

Best Bad Guy/VillainEmma New (St Hildas) for Dr Lou Cypher
Best Double Act/CoupleTzveta Pokrovska (Queen's) and Tom Wade for Jack and Cat
Best DirectorPerry Hartland-Asbury (Mansfield)
Best WriterTom Perkins (New)
The “Tom Reynolds” Award for most Spurious AccentRory Morrison (Mansfield) for Capitaine of the RMS Proportions
Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) for Olaf Slatstafflongest
Best Impersonation of an AnimalPhil Scott (Oxon) for his Bat disguise
Sally Outen (Ex-Worcester) for Polar Bear
Cassie the Tiger for the Tiger
Best Special EffectThomas Woolley (St Johns), Marcus Garner-Hatcher (Lincoln), Matthew Williams (mansfield) and Mike Bagshaw (Mansfield) for flying through the air kung-fu kick
Mariel Harrison (St Hilda's) for successfully melting/moulting
The “Sally Outen” Award for Most Gloriously Surreal MomentTom Perkins (New) for the whole script
Most Bizarre Stage DirectionTom Perkins (New) for “moulting”
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