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The Haunting House of Haunting Horrors (Michelmas, 2019)

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Meddling kids, a haunted house, a murderous monster and a monster murderer… plots and schemes come to light when Halloween falls on Friday the 13th, but with a troupe of hardy paranormal investigators to hand, what could possibly go wrong? Turns out, the answer is a lot!
OULES is proud to present The Haunted House of Haunting Horrors, a new comedy musical about ghosts, ghouls… and garlic bread.


Ghost Grabbers

  • Chris - Em “Chaos is the system” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Alf - Ed “I'm not scared” Tansley (St Anne's)
  • Kim - Tom *Tips Fedora* Vallely (Somerville)
  • Jo - Elsa “It's your line!” Kienberger (Pacific Lutheran University)
  • Celeste - Rebecca “I'm dead offended” Barton (Regent's Park)
  • Danny - Jack “Danny sucks” Slater (St Edmund Hall)



  • Mallory - Absana *There in spirit* Rutherford
  • Mallory Understudy - Valeriia “Unbridled ecstasy” Gladkova (Merton)
  • Shadow (Shade) - Chris “I bought a new scarf for this” Davies
  • Shade (Shadow) - Albert “I am Shadow, that's Shade!!!” Prats (St Peter's)


  • Charlie - Charlie “No acting required” Howley (LMH)
  • Margaret - Velina “I'm not getting blood on this dress” Robinson (Mansfield)
  • Harold - George “Quick! While Velina's not looking” Tall (St Edmund Hall)
  • Brody - Zain “The humour is masking my anxiety” Iqbal
  • Tony - Fen “Box step til you die” Brunt (Mansfield)


  • Dracula - Matilda “Bram Stoker didn't make it gay enough” Tempest (Mansfield)
  • Laurent - Jack “So does Laurent” Slater (St Edmund Hall)
  • Gerald - Erin “What character am I actually playing again?” English (Wadham)

Assorted Others

  • Rogue Reaper - Ekin“If dead parents are cocaine lines then sniff sniff” Pehlivan
  • Pizza Man - Joseph “Nope” Rcym
  • Keith - Chris “Ominous cackling” Davies
  • Disposable Citizen - Em “WHAT IN EVERLOVING GOD IS THIS SONG” Fawcett (Wadham)



Arrangements by Perry “34 and done” Hartland-Asbury

  • Ghost Grabber's Theme Song - Em “Back in the main room sheet-man” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Ghosts Need Therapy - Erin “I, too, need therapy” English (Wadham)
  • The Mallory Way - Tegan “So much more fun this way” Gears (Teddy Hall)
  • Angst Off - Em “I've run out of programme quotes” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • Spooked But Strong - Rebecca “I did this instead of learning lines” Barton (Regent's Park)
  • Exorcism Song - Em “But not in the sex way” Fawcett (Wadham)
  • The Final Song - Rebecca “Transitions are overrated” Barton (Regent's Park)

Script and Programme

Flosscars Wins

Best Spurious AccentLaurent's 'French' Accent - Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best Worst PropKevin, Always Kevin - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best Cock-Up During a Performance Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Walking on Stage a Scene Early

Flosscars Nominations

Best Heroic CharacterRogue Reaper - Ekin Pehlivan
Danny - Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best Villainous CharacterKeith - Chris Davies
Shade - Albert Prats (St Peter’s)
Shadow - Chris Davies
Kim - Tom Vallely (Somerville)
Best Morally Ambiguous CharacterBrody - Zain Iqbal
Best Group/Double ActVic and Alex - Bethan Chalmers (St Hilda’s) and Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Shadow and Shade - Chris Davies and Albert Prats (St Peter’s) The Ghostgrabbers - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ed Tansley (St Anne’s); Tom Vallely (Somerville); Elsa Kienberger (Pacific Lutheran Univeristy); Rebecca Barton (Regent’s Park); Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best CoupleTony and Danny - Fen Brunt (Mansfield) and Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best Directing Team Velina Robinson (Mansfield); Valeriia Gladkova (Merton); Georgia Watkins (St Hilda’s)
Best Script Em Fawcett (Wadham) and Ekin Pehlivan
Best Marketing Campaign Matilda Tempest (Mansfield) and George Sutherland (Merton)
Best SongThe Mallory Way - Tegan Gears (Teddy Hall)
Exorcism Song - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Arranged by Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Ghosts Need Therapy – Erin English (Wadham); Arranged by Perry Hartland-Asbury (Ex-Mansfield)
Best Performance of a SongGhosts Need Therapy - Charlie Howley (LMH); Velina Robinson (Mansfield); George Tall (Teddy Hall); Zain Iqbal; Fen Brunt (Mansfield)
Best CostumeGhostgrabber T-Shirts - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ed Tansley (St Anne’s); Tom Vallely (Somerville); Jack Slater (Teddy Hall); Made by Matilda Tempest (Mansfield)
Shadow - Chris Davies
Best Worst PropKeith's Frozen Waffle 'Lunch Box'
Haunted House Secret Door - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Rogue Reaper's Broom
Best Best Prop'Property of Luton Airport' Security Camera - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
The Door from Haunted House - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Kevin - Em Fawcett (Wadham)
Best Cocku-Up During a PerformanceThe Secret Door Not Opening
Best Cock-Up Backstage or During a Rehearsal Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Forgetting to Push Open the Door of Doom
The Ghostgrabbers for Learning Their Opening Song's Choreography 30 Minutes Before Curtain Up
Best Ad-Lib“Sweeping up the Streets” - Ekin Pehlivan
“Violence Baguettes Violence” - Jack Slater (Teddy Hall)
Best Quote from a Script“No you idiot, the garlic bread actually has a soul. Which means that, just like with other beings with souls, it can come back as a ghost” - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ekin Pehlivan; Matilda Tempest (Mansfield)
“In the dead of night… The night, like me… And dead, like my parents” - Ekin Pehlivan; Em Fawcett (Wadham)
“Don't be such a coward, there's absolutely nothing dangerous here - oh look, a gun” - Ekin Pehlivan; Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ed Tansley (St Anne’s)
“Keith Had the Only Key, and he Went to Sleep During the Interval” - Em Fawcett (Wadham); Ekin Pehlivan; Charlie Howley (LMH)
The “Ooh You Luvvie” Award for Actually Being Able to ActChris Davies for Keith
Elsa Kienberger (Pacific Lutheran Univeristy) for Jo
Valeriia Gladkova (Merton) for Mallory
The ‘Beyond the Call of Duty’ Award for Going Beyond the Call of Duty Em Fawcett (Wadham) for all the Set, Props, and Script Things for Haunted House
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